After consuming a dozen hot doughnuts and a gallon of milk in less than 30 minutes, you race to skeet in your bitch's face (by titty fucking, of course) before you puke on her.
The Krispy Kremer I gave my wife last night after dinner ended in white-stuff being spewed all over her face . . and it wasn't my jizz.
by Carol Sullivan April 3, 2009
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The night ended with a Krispy Kreamer.
Alternate usage: I Krispy Kreamed Her.
The night ended with a Krispy Kreamer.
Alternate usage: I Krispy Kreamed Her.
by Nathan Dunkel January 6, 2009
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When you wear a hat on your head, but you wear it in a way that it doesn't protect your face at all.
What are you dressing up as? I'm going as Patrick Kreiser!
Hey look, there's a Patrick Kreiser!
I'm going for the Patrick Kreiser look, you should try it out!
Hey look, there's a Patrick Kreiser!
I'm going for the Patrick Kreiser look, you should try it out!
by snortings June 4, 2018
Get the patrick kreiser mug.A sexual manuever in which the male deficates a hot steamy pile unto the ass crack of the female (or male, or dog) and then smashes the ass cheeks together. A variation of the Hot Karl, Hot Carl, or Hot Lunch.
by Love, Gil Cerveli August 21, 2003
Get the Hot Kremer mug.Kreidering is the act of "accidently" slipping ones penis into another's asshole when vaginal intercourse is expected.
I kriedered that bitch so hard last night my dad had to buy her a piano to keep her quiet. Man Kreidering is expensive.
by anonymous December 11, 2020
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