Kramer's Law

A simple concept. Once an ass, always an ass. Arrogant, know-it-all, all around asshole.

After becoming a CPA, Ron became an arrogant asswipe worthy of disgust. It happens all the time with those types. That's Kramer's law playing in effect.

by Lopz August 9, 2012

Kramer, Cosmo

The luckiest bastard in the world. He just about falls ass-backwards into money without doing work.

Kramer's life is a fantasy camp.

by ZaiMatarese August 22, 2003

Kramer

Jerrys' weirdo neighbour from the T.v show Seinfeld. His first name is Cosmo.

I cant believe that im writing the first definition for Kramer.

by Blind_assassin September 6, 2005

Kramer

-verb
To open a door and step into someone's house or apartment unannounced, typically with a dramatic spasm of the head, concerned look on the face and messy hair.

My neighbor burst in yesterday while I was watching TV and had like a mini seizure.

Ha, you got Kramered

by CaysE June 23, 2010

Kramering

Popping in through a door or into an office cubicle so fast that the occupant therein never hears you coming and loses bodily fluids (or at least is really startled). Think of how Kramer always entered Jerry's apartment on Seinfeld.

I'm so tense at work because I never know when my boss is going to come kramering into my cubicle and make me spill coffee all over the keyboard!

by Beth Oswald July 20, 2006

Kramer

Someone who habitually bursts into doors unexpected. This can be at an office or at somebody's home or apartment. The intrusion causes negative attention from everybody in the room. It can disrupt conversation, ruin appetite, or cause a major cockblock.
In the tv show Seinfeld, Kramer is Jerry Seinfeld's neighbor who always opens the door to Seinfeld's apartment uninvited.

(Mark violently enters break room at the paper company and everybody looks at him)
Mark: Hey guys whats up?
Jan: Ugh, total Kramer.

by MmarkyMmarx June 8, 2010

Kramerica

Derived from the lexicon of Seinfeld, and more properly known as Kramerica Industries, it is a holding company for Cosmo Kramer's various (and often zany) undertakings.

Also may be adapted from the last name of anyone who really isn't doing much with his/her life.

Bushmerica Industries is really going down the shitter. Hopefully it will be taken over in November.

by Michael B. March 2, 2004