When you try to take a kratom toss and wash but you spill some, all regretful like, on your shirt. Now everyone can see your mistake.
by Goosed14 September 24, 2018
Get the Kratom Shirt mug.In the world of kratom there are many different ways to make it so you cannot taste it. A kratom turd is the specific method of making a paste with lime juice and honey and molding it into a pill like shape and freezing it, the result looks frighteningly similar to a Guinea Pig turd which is why the kratom community named it "kratom turd"
"Hey you got some kratom? "
"Yeah man, but I dont have the powder, only kratom turds."
"That's ok! That's my preferred way of taking it anyway"
"What are you up to"
"Molding kratom turds for tomarrow"
"Ah cool, make some for me"
"Yeah man, but I dont have the powder, only kratom turds."
"That's ok! That's my preferred way of taking it anyway"
"What are you up to"
"Molding kratom turds for tomarrow"
"Ah cool, make some for me"
by Oywiththepoodles October 26, 2020
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Opioid withdrawal that is brought on by abuse of the plant Mitragyna Speciosa (otherwise known as kratom).
Kratom contains the naturally occuring drugs Mitragynine and 7-OH-Mitragynine, both of which are mu-opioid agonists. Because of this activity on opioid receptors, this herbal drug induces short but euphoric highs as well as a pretty nasty withdrawal if use is discontinued after a few months of daily usage. This withdrawal is known as “Kratom flu.”
Some users say it isn’t as bad as the dope flu you get from oxy or heroin, some say it’s worse. In my experience it’s pretty shitty either way.
Kratom contains the naturally occuring drugs Mitragynine and 7-OH-Mitragynine, both of which are mu-opioid agonists. Because of this activity on opioid receptors, this herbal drug induces short but euphoric highs as well as a pretty nasty withdrawal if use is discontinued after a few months of daily usage. This withdrawal is known as “Kratom flu.”
Some users say it isn’t as bad as the dope flu you get from oxy or heroin, some say it’s worse. In my experience it’s pretty shitty either way.
Friend: Why are you yawning bro?
Me: My state made mitragynine a schedule I controlled substance so I think I’m coming down with the kratom flu.
Friend: Try ordering some tianeptine because that’s somehow still perfectly legal!
Me: My state made mitragynine a schedule I controlled substance so I think I’m coming down with the kratom flu.
Friend: Try ordering some tianeptine because that’s somehow still perfectly legal!
by danasp_42 December 6, 2021
Get the Kratom Flu mug.If you drink 2 table spoon full of kratom 2 times a day everyday for a month or 2 the withdrawal symptoms from stopping/ running out can feel like you being hot and cold muscles and stomach feeling hot and cold and can’t sleep or stay still so be careful on how much and how often you use kratom if you start feeling like you need to drink kratom to feel normal and and not sick/hurting your addicted withdrawal can last anywhere from 1 to 4 days you can try to fight these feelings with working out or buying some from smoke shop until your order gets delivered
by Kratom June 12, 2025
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kratom pranks are usually pulled by kavatenders on kava bar customers, but you can do this at home as well if you make your own kratom.
kratom pranks are usually pulled by kavatenders on kava bar customers, but you can do this at home as well if you make your own kratom.
yooooooo nick can i get a kratom with blue razz and coconut syrup?
nahhhh man imma give you a strawberry flavor...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
lollll get kratom pranked bro XD
*le dies from anger*
nahhhh man imma give you a strawberry flavor...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
lollll get kratom pranked bro XD
*le dies from anger*
by onsumrealness November 24, 2025
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I've been binging black tar kratom for a week and about ripped my asshole trying to take a shit I was so constipated
by I-hate-usernames December 31, 2024
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rumor says its made with torani syrup, mountain dew, and nick's secret kratom recipe
rumor says its made with torani syrup, mountain dew, and nick's secret kratom recipe
yoooo i just got back from class, can you make me a nick's kratom.... i already sent you $7 lowkey... lemme get that ocean drop...
by onsumrealness November 5, 2025
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