kapet

An African name, used in east Africa, in countries such as Somalia. In the African culture it defines a man with long limes and a structured face. Because of his great beauty, woman fall for him in seconds. He is strong but sensitive.

"Have you seen the new guy in my art class, what a kapet! "

pronounced (cap-hay)

by Georgia Tolton May 23, 2008

Krapf

An expletive that can be used much the same as "crap," but is less mainstream. It has the potential to sound like German, prompting many to ask for a repeat and to inquire as to the meaning and root of the word.

Krapf is derived from the American bus company KRAPF Buses. The company's motto is "The only way to go". It is true: The only way to go IS to take a krapf.

Krapf! The toast ALWAYS falls butter-side-down.

by onlyjoking November 20, 2010

Krapen

Krapen are legendary monsters of giant proportions. They are reportedly sighted after a particularly disastrous misadventure on the toilet seat and the term has come to describe a mythologically disgusting shit. The sheer size and fearsome appearance attributed to the Krapen has made it a common feature in various fictional works.

Bro 1: Holy shit who used this toilet last!?
Bro 2: Haha, yeah dropped a bomb didn't I?
Bro 1: Dude you have totally unleashed the Krapen!!

by 5holycows January 10, 2013

Kramer's Law

A simple concept. Once an ass, always an ass. Arrogant, know-it-all, all around asshole.

After becoming a CPA, Ron became an arrogant asswipe worthy of disgust. It happens all the time with those types. That's Kramer's law playing in effect.

by Lopz August 9, 2012

Kramer, Cosmo

The luckiest bastard in the world. He just about falls ass-backwards into money without doing work.

Kramer's life is a fantasy camp.

by ZaiMatarese August 22, 2003

Kramer

Jerrys' weirdo neighbour from the T.v show Seinfeld. His first name is Cosmo.

I cant believe that im writing the first definition for Kramer.

by Blind_assassin September 6, 2005

Kramer

-verb
To open a door and step into someone's house or apartment unannounced, typically with a dramatic spasm of the head, concerned look on the face and messy hair.

My neighbor burst in yesterday while I was watching TV and had like a mini seizure.

Ha, you got Kramered

by CaysE June 23, 2010