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Christmas Krampus

A monster that slithers down the chimney on Christmas Eve to disembowel children in their sleep and dine on their intestines. Sometimes it will stuff a child or two into a sack and save them later for a snack. He is like the evil opposite of Santa. If Santa represents all that is good, the Krampus is the exact opposite.
You don't what to know about the Christmas Krampus; it will ruin Christmas for you.
by Jin Chui January 15, 2008
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Krampus

When a woman has her period in the month of December and spoils the festive mood!
by J.Marinaro March 10, 2016
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Krampus

Friend: Dude my dad is a real krampus
by Ron steel March 24, 2016
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Krampus

A creature of legend who aided St. Nicholas, one of the inspirations for Santa Claus. Some say he aided St. Nick, others say he went after the Naughty children the night before he came; The Anti-Santa Claus, deliverer of coal, spankings, kidnapping truly evil children in his big black sack to never be seen again.
Don't be a naughty child, or Krampus will get you!
by Krampus X December 7, 2009
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Krampi

Krampi: plural form of Krampus
For fat kids one Krampus isn't enough, that is why the Krampi brothers kidnap fat children.
by Yung' Dickky June 28, 2017
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KrampusInADressism

A religion that is worshipping Krampus in a dress.
"Hey Todd, have you worshipped our lord and savior KrampusInADressism?" Jenny asked

"Yes Jenny, I think Krampus should have a neko outfit this week." KrampusInADressism is a great religion to practice often.
by IOutLawsI June 17, 2021
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Krampus Nights

Nights beginning traditionally on December 5'th, celebrating the legend of Krampus. In parts of Europe, people dress as Krampus, spanking women with birch branches, going door to door to scare children, only to be bought off by the parents giving them smokes and liquor.

Krampus Nights have expanded into Krampus Weekends, some are moving to make Krampus Nights from December 5'th to December 24'th as a chance to vent one's frustrations and anti-consumer induced holiday spirit as lies. Krampus Nights are a chance to rant about what frustrates you, get it out of your system, then enjoy the holiday season as intended.
I'm going to Austria to celebrate Krampus Nights! Booze, smokes and spankings! Who could ask for more?
by Krampus X December 7, 2009
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