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KOTUS!

King of the United States. A black hole of petulant need requiring high level sycophancy, blind realty and the ability to be rubelike on steroids in terms of believing a skewed version of reality that suits his / her / their / eir / nir / vis / xyr / zir / hir needs.

Along with his court jester and TOTUS!X, KOTUS! burst on the scene in 2025 to great fanfare and adulation, ahem I mean panic/terror, ahem um joy.
KOTUS! and the court jester thought they were ambushing the metaphoric equivalent of a chinchilla. Only to find it wasxa cross between a honey badger, a wolverine and the rabbit from Monty Python and the holy grail.
by cubano.fc March 1, 2025
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