kootenay time

It's all about the easy going, stress free, slow pace of life in the Kootenay area. Where a given time is merely a ballpark figure. Take time, slow down, enjoy the view, smile, chat with a stranger, stop and smell the roses, do whatever makes you happy and don't ever rush it....not for anyone.

Wife: "would you hurry up and get ready! We need to be in town by 7:00!"

Husband: "Relax babe, we're on Kootenay time, we'll get there eventually"

by Rootsrock September 11, 2016

kooven

A nickname for Kevin. A really nice guy but really weird. Probably talks too much about his obsession with cheese.

Wow, look at that Kooven guy, what a weirdo!

by DarkCheeseLord December 26, 2017

kooked out

Term for a aircraft pilot who has no idea what he or she is doing and should be grounded for life.

This guy is all "kooked out" what an idiot.

by RWhitlow December 13, 2006

Kokenslaw

if you have coleslaw ONE MORE TIME.. your gonna become kokenslaw

i went to kfc and ordered too much coleslaw so now im gonna become kokenslaw

by Cecelia90210 April 27, 2009

Kooked

Australasian slang meaning to make a mistake particularly in a funny way.

"Old mate tried doing a backflip off the beer pong table last night and completely kooked it, hurt his head and back but he'll be fine."

by Bilson Beug October 3, 2019

kooker

Getting ones ball sack caught in a bicycle chain while riding

That was one bad ass kooker.

by Joe Donkey August 28, 2003

kookiness

When IPhone takes Koolness. Smokes a little weed. Tjen gives You something like what just happened. While I was typing this. Then becomes tjen. Oh you might want a kookie if you are high.

Friend.. I'll be over soon. Me ok Kookiness.

by LOGOX June 29, 2016