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Kooties

Something all girls have. Scares little boys away while young. Attracts them once they get a little older.
Example 1: (Little Boy) Run, she has Kooties!

Example 2: Dude 1 "Hey bruh let's hit up that party an go kootie huntin." Dude 2 "Yee let's go catch some kooties!"
by The Luvver April 27, 2012
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Koobies

A word that can mean literally fucking anything
Samson: this shit got me fucked up
Nathan: koobies man
by Sackrubber23 March 18, 2023
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kooties

Unspecified but perceptible faults or deficiencies ranging from undesirable personality characteristics and poor hygiene habits to bacterial germs; used by preadolescent children to tease or impugn their peers, and occasionally by adults, usually with humorous overtones.
Used in the plural

Perhaps from an early dice game of the same name "KOOTIE", whose object was assembling a repulsive looking insect of plastic parts; consciousness of this term and notion is ubiquitous among those raised in the United States
1. I don't want to play with Johhny---he has kooties!
2. That was when I still thought girls had kooties.
by dakangan February 7, 2006
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Koofie

Brick of Raw (Crack, Coke)
Man I got Koofies $500 Each.
by Ben Malinowski November 3, 2006
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kookies

A term used by Vash, Ultra Cookies
E-kookies can kill someone.
by Vash July 24, 2003
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Kookies

Not Cookies, can mean exstacy or that crap the cookie mosnters eats!
Yo you have some Kookies?
by Brucey B January 7, 2007
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Kookies

Makes Mehmets go crazy. Like seriously, don't mention the word "kookies" in the presence of a Turkish males known as "Mehmet". If kept from kookies, a Mehmet is likely to explode into an extreme rage, similar to that of Schnoorlax when awaken.
Mehmet: Dem be kookies?
You: Yah.
Mehmet: Me want kookies!! NOM NOM NOM!
by Merciful Molina February 18, 2009
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