konkey dong 

dont play with it too much or it might break
multiplayer konkey dong is fun

hey wanna come (over) and play konkey dong with me?

konkey dong by _Dr. Evil February 14, 2003

Konkey Dong 

A dick that looks like it would belong on donkey Kong, and/or a dick with erectile dysfunction

Jeff’s wife left him and took the kids because his Konkey Dong couldn’t satisfy her.

Konkey Dong by tortureoftuvalu May 10, 2024

KonkyDonk

An extremely sexy guy.

Girl 1: "Do you see that guy over there?"
Girl 2: "Yeah he's a real KonkyDonk."

KonkyDonk by stevejonbob January 16, 2022