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Kongoloid

A man who exists solely to visit The Factory nightclub in Manchester every Wednesday evening, for their special event named 'Kong', where one can get wholesomely drunk for around £10, due to Factory's exciting blend of eclectic music and 80p bottles of VS.
Simon, you're a Kongoloid! - a man proclaiming that another man has become a Kongoloid.

You're such a Kongoloid Adam! - a man highlighting the fact that another man is currently a Kongoloid.

Pip, why aren't you a Kongoloid?!?! - a man's outburst of outraged disgust upon learning that another man is not a Kongoloid.
by seabrook February 25, 2011
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by soeharto February 17, 2004
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Kontol

Kontol is the another definition of handsome
People 1 : kamu kontol banget (you are so kontol
People 2 : makasih kamu kontol juga (thanks you kontol too)
by Kocheng oren November 21, 2020
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kontol

nslang, equivalent to dick,cock.
/male sexual organ. Origin : Bahasa Indonesia
your kontol is big
by James Simatupang May 13, 2003
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Konglish

Korean and English mixed together.
Korean with English grammar.
I am the Keun-est sister. (Keun meaning big.)
by Daniel012 May 5, 2005
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Kangol

A european company specalising in the design of hats and head wear mainly. Very unique - upperclass designs
Person1: We goin the club or not?!
Person2: Yeah hold up, I can't find my Kangol
Person1: You Pimp!
by Benermin February 9, 2004
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A word used to distinguish from a genuine laugh from the generic 'lol'.

A mix up of the words 'dongle', 'donkey kong' and 'lol'
I have to admit, when I read that comment I did donkey kongle dongle lol (dkdlol)!
by reinforced lemon cake December 18, 2008
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