The gumpiest, turtle looking mother f***** you've ever met. A major asshole, but so innocent you can't blame him for it. Drives an obnoxious jeep with a chopped exhaust that is obviously compensation for his undersized penis. His hobbies include racing every car on the highway, recieving dry, over the pants hand jobs in his friends garage, and spending all of his dads money on Patagonia gear. We all love him though!
He's such a Kollen
by Ripper Dipper December 27, 2016
Get the kollen mug.Kolleen is a sweet but sassy chick that will rock your world or leave you broken hearted. The best Kolleens have long dark hair and a great sense of humor. A Kolleen can be sarcastic or bitchy sometimes but they're an overall great person. Kolleens have great bodies and good souls. If you find a Kolleen, cherish her forever because she is totally worth your love.
by thousand_foot_krutch November 30, 2017
Get the Kolleen mug.Very cute, attractive usually draws attention often has a attitude , smart don't care about what people say rude and sometimes disrespectful ,shameless
I need me a Kolleen
by Shortcake July 17, 2017
Get the Kolleen mug.