Kolakowski

One from Polish decent, generally with a small penis and a jew fro. Hates Hilter. Also usually is socially awkward, has a hard time finding friends, is short and is over-weight.

No one likes to sit with Kolakowski at lunch.

by Billy-Billy-Billy December 21, 2012

kolak

Keyykosha like to dance but when he is chlling with homeboys from malmvägen they call him K when the popo comes

we: K the police is here

kolak: chillka brothers

by Kolaaak December 11, 2016

koljaks

The mix spelling for jakol ,meaning to masturbate. Used mainly in social media in the Philippines for friends to use in the comment section as slang not to upset family members

Person 1:bro you must get alot of girls with your good looks
Person 2: nah bro I just koljaks at home

by SXEPFY July 10, 2018

Kolpaked

The act of placing a Kolpak on a dead adversary in order to show other players that the adversary was measured, marked and tea-bagged.

Mate, are you not going to Kolpak that body? It need to be kolpaked...

by BionicMunky May 13, 2022

kocak

Kontol Cicak

U are so kocak bro

by Sumanto October 28, 2024