kolkolkol

a meme originated from the word "Kolkhoz". Used by Ivan Braginsky (Russia) of Hetalia. Commonly used as "communist laugh".

Johnny: I'd been trololo'd by Eduard Hill
Pete: KOLKOLKOL

by monkeyanonymous September 22, 2010

Kojaking

The art of parking your car directly outside the building you wish to enter.

That was nicley kojaked.
you are very good at kojaking

by Dr. Poppenstein April 26, 2006

The Kodak

The Notorious dance that rapper, Kodak Black does in all of his music videos.

Yo, look at homie over there doing the Kodak!

by Poeticpig December 16, 2018

kodak logic

1. A system of thinking that everything is as it appears.
2. A system of thinking in which extreme value is placed on appearance.
3. A system of thinking in which extreme value is placed on material possessions.

Kodak Logic:
1. "She looks happy, so she can't be stressed."
2. "He'll only talk to me if I am the best looking person there."
3. "They are the perfect family; have you seen their house?"

by EJ5871 June 29, 2006

Kotakbas

Kazakh word. Means asshole or dickhead

`I hate you`
`Hey, kotakbas, fuck you. I don`t care`

by ojoj789 September 20, 2009

Kodak bop

A dance invented by South Florida rapper Kodak Black. The Kodak bop is popular in Broward County.

Boy#1: Wtf are you doing bruh?
Boy#2: I'm doing the Kodak bop.

by LilZoeVert August 8, 2016

kojak

To drive straight into a parking space, improbably available right outside the place you were headed, even though this is normally totally impossible to do.

The 70s television detective Kojak routinely did this in every episode, parking in front of the courthouse, the police station, the trendiest nightclub in town...anywhere.

I went shopping last night and was expecting a lot of trouble parking, but I found a space right in front of the shop. I kojaked!

by Tony and Cherie Blair July 20, 2006