knockos

po-lice, pigs that carry out a sting or jack

when the mopes saw dem knockos they bounced but the new jack caught a bid.

by PISAN December 29, 2004

knockoff

1. an imitation of someone or something

2. to imitate someone or something

That site has mostly knockoffs of popular video games.

by Light Joker May 23, 2006

The Knockouts

n.
a. A musical quartet of the Power Pop/Mod/Punk Pop genre that can successfully deliver roundhouses to the face of Chuck Norris
b. A group of well dressed ninja warrior musical geniuses

Adj.
a synonym for "Fuckin' sweet, homie!"

Wow, I thought Chuck Norris was immune to roundhouses to the face! Now that I've seen The Knockouts in action, I know otherwise...

Damn Mildred, your tits is The Knockouts!

by Badass Punk May 1, 2006

Knockouts

Knockouts and Knockouts Haircuts for Men are the trade names of an American salon chain with a boxing (and mixed martial arts) /sex appeal theme targeting men. NBC's "The Today Show" and CNBC's "The Big Idea with Donny Deutsch" and other media have labeled Knockouts the Hooters of Haircutting. Knockouts employs an attractive all-female staff of licensed hair stylists and massage therapists. The services include haircuts, hair coloring, waxing, manicures, pedicures, and six types of massage therapy.

Dude, if you want a cool haircut and a FREE beer, go to Knockouts, they are the Hooters of Haircutting.

by El Jefe Viernes May 20, 2009

Knockoff

When something is good but not good enough to be coined as Gucci

We have an interesting relationship, it's not gucci but it's not bad; it's a knockoff

by Cntrygrl December 7, 2017

Knockoff Affliction tee shirt wearing guys

These are considered the cheaper version of the already horrifically douche tee shirts made by Affliction. They are typically worn by 30 something males that want to appear tougher than they actually are. They believe it makes them seem more cutting edge and cooler than the average male. This guy is typically about 30, slightly balding, semi buff (but on the far side) living with several high school buddies and in a relatively dead end job. They may also be a small time drug dealer or bookie! They like to constantly relive the big "scores" of yesteryears and target chicks that are 20-22. Typical first names could be Chad, Chris, Tom, Eric, and Paul. Nicknames could include, Pipes, T-man, Pulli.

Hey man...Be careful tonight! That place will be filled with Knockoff Affliction Tee shirt wearing guys.

by Keeping it real 716 April 8, 2017

knockouts

A combination of energy drinks that is delicious and potent. ingredients:
1 XL monster
1 bottle of NoS
2 redlines

mix all together in a gallon jug. serves 1-5 people depending on serving size.

those knockouts last night helped me stay up for hours

by cmrsyxp September 26, 2010