knobcore

A style of music devoted to the hatred of doorknobs of all kinds. First started by Attack Attack! on their Stick Stickly unofficial music video. Now bands like, Home Depot Massacre, Can't Find The Lock, Wood on the Wall, and Can't Turn Left have all picked up this popular genre.

Dude have you heard that new song by Get The Screwdriver?

Naw dude, I don't listen to knobcore.

by Hotwaffles910 October 13, 2009

Armed Knobbery

The act of forcibly taking a cock into one's hand and jacking it up and down whilst the mouth slides up and down the shaft in unison or opposition.

BillyBob: Where's that whore you call a girlfriend?

Jeb: Campus police caught her blowing one of her professors in the parking lot. She's down in county lockup... prolly likin' some stank-ass prison guard snatch.

BillyBob: Did they charge her with Armed Knobbery or Public Incocksuckation?

Jeb: Ha! Both.

by The Shizifist May 25, 2011

Knobosaurus

a fifty foot walking penis.

i was just like walking around the corner and then, holy shit dude a great big knobosaurus attacked me. i felt violated dude, it still hurts man it took like 100,000 stitches to sew me back up.

by Darren Dulake August 28, 2003

knobgobbling

Performing fellatio (oral sex on a man)

"While they're at it, they should add "knobgobbling twatfarmers" as a noun meaning "creatives." "

by David F.D. May 5, 2006

Knobcon

When a clueless person or someone with low intelligence get's conned.

Seller: Hey, you wanna buy this plasma TV for $1500?
Buyer: Sure, looks good, I'll take it!
Person who over heard this deal: Wow, I can get a plasma TV for way less than that, he's defo a knobcon for sure

by ugi1ugi April 28, 2009

Knobber Nugget

When an individual is giving their partner head in the sixty-nine position and all of a sudden they see a dingle berry.

Brad “Why did you get up and stop?”
Shelly “I was into it until I saw your knobber nugget. Now get up and wash your ass.”

by Hamsterjam April 7, 2019

Knabbo

The definition of Knabbo is Kylar-Nasty-ass-breathe but another short term is knab but the person who bring up the name was a Garfield Heights Star “Marcus Glitch Woods

I just ate a Knabbo sandwich.

by Garfield Heights June 23, 2021