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Knob

The name that is given to an individual that is being a complete moron, idiot or dumb-ass. Also lacking in common sense.
Bob: Man you see that Lakers game?
Derek: Yeah bro.
Bob: Man I love hockey.
Derek to Lindsey: Whaaaaatta knob.
by seizing November 13, 2009
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Knob

Jake: "So...How was it?"
Alyssa: "Jeremy?"
Jake: "Yeah, I saw you guys walk out the club together!"
Alyssa: "Oh....His knob was small."
Jake: "Dang..."
by I don't know.com May 10, 2018
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knob on

The act of getting a boner

Not to be confused with lob on or knob off
Watching that porn gave me such a knob on
by Tom P. Cock April 21, 2006
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Knob

Ian keeps astounding us with his ability to be a knob ..
by The marone ramone , August 14, 2013
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knobs on

A game where a group of men secretly expose there individual penis' in a crowded room such as a bar and poke someone with it, at which point they shout to their friends, 'knob' s on'.
Knobs on, 5 points to me said Rich.
by Barry big bones December 24, 2016
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Knobbed

i knobbed her
by Jay See February 23, 2004
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Knob

Man 1: my knobs getting infected

Man 2: poor thing
by IK e July 31, 2018
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