n A male who indulges in masturbation or yoghurt knitting. Unlike the word wanker this is more a statement of fact rather than an insult.
That guy is a real yoghurt knitter. He became an associate member of the mile high club when he took one off the wrist in the toilet of a jumbo.
by The Thumb Spinner July 27, 2011
Get the Yoghurt Knittermug. Knitter is a knitting enthusiast that likes to make things from yarn.
It is also known as a slang term for African American people
It is also known as a slang term for African American people
by Your Knitter March 8, 2024
Get the Knittermug. by twobigbullies March 28, 2012
Get the all-knittermug. Definable as a woman who has become stinky due to her crusty white dog. Usually around 5 feet tall, dyed hair and has a Nintendo Switch.
by stinkylaundrydetergent January 22, 2023
Get the Stinky Knittermug. by killhags43 January 1, 2012
Get the fun knittersmug. A 21st celebration where guests knit a 'square' that is later sewn into a quilt for future use by the newly inducted young adult.
The family were invited to a knitter celebration in order to distract from the more wild shenanigans that would be taking place in the evening.
by Peaches Hamlet April 23, 2018
Get the knitter celebrationmug.