knits

Noun. Breasts so pendulous and saggy that they could be knees.

Michael's mom was fine when she was young, but now she's got a pair of knits.

by Jojo Lemon May 8, 2005

Knit

One who is seen as a fool and a "retard"

Oh thats Shane Moran, he's a knit.

by Evan_The_Legend March 7, 2011

knitting

Getting shagged ! Getting laid...

I did some knitting last night !

by Brinky November 15, 2005

Knitting

When two old people over the age of 70 have sex

mom are grampa and grandma knitting?

by AlphamaleBeastt January 23, 2019

Knitting

knitting is transferring some loops onto the other stick and the output is a puffy fabrik. you can use different types of sticks and stick transfer methods to make the fabrik a different shape or texture.

knitting is one of my favorite hobbies.

i like to knit

by the moon godex March 24, 2021

KNITTING

Code word for 'Kinky', Used in Awkward situations or as a cover up for when you think something is Kinky.

"She rode me like a horse"
"KNITTING!"

by Gdoig November 25, 2011

knitting

Euphamism for the all time, number one, undisputed solo male pastime.
Masturbation, in case subtlety's not your thing. Tommy tank. You know.

"Knit one purl one knit one purl- AND cast off..."

(Declamatory) "Did you see Gavin & Stacey last night?"
"No. I was knitting."

(Perjorative) : "You dirty little knitter !"

(Descriptive) *When a pretty girl (or boy- we must be inclusive here) walks into view* "Ah- a new pattern!"

(And if 'new pattern' has been particularly apposite:) "I blunted my piggin' needle last night. Dropped a stitch".

by Bunnington Muffin IV January 31, 2009