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kneepad of the year

An award in southern NH presented each year to the local girl who seems to have given head to an awful lot of guys "in the family" during that year. The memorial plaque resides just outside of Nashua, NH and is updated yearly.
I was at some retarded party with drunk hicks. There was this fucking golden kneepad on the wall with my name on it under "1997-1998"...for Kneepad of the Year!...come to think of it...i WAS on my knees a lot that year!
by omen8 productions January 4, 2007
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Kneippism

Treating disease by walking on wet grass.
Fhaul, Time's Barron: "will he use kneippism to treat himself?"

Aruu: "No, washing away diseases will never wash your inner problems"

Gatelord: "It'll only make it worse if you can't find the way."
by Star Spire June 17, 2018
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kneeple

A growth of the nippalia in the knee region
"Dude, i just got my kneeple pierced"
"Get away from me you sick fuckle"
by AndeeZ June 7, 2007
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kneepow glungus

Another word of Gun used by little three year old Braydens of Call of Duty
by maxxx on a killstreak August 18, 2017
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Kneepis

Noun
A bent penis usually bent from birth but also could have been bent from a personal experience.
"Have you got a kneepis?"
"Areej: What's your dick type?

Salem: Oh, I've got a kneepis"
by jshwirriams April 10, 2017
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I thought you knew

When someone does something sneaky or stupid, then when they are caught say "I thought you knew." aka "I didn't think you needed to know"
Your girlfriend cheats on you with some guy, then weeks later says "I thought you knew"
by Hives! December 8, 2004
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big jock knew

This refers to the sex scandal involving members of celtic boys club who are apart of celtic football club. Jock Stein knew about the child abuse going within the boys club, specifically youth coach Jim Torbett who raped players such as Alan Brazil. Jock Stein knew about this however he never went to the police, instead he covered the scandal up.
Person A: Big Jock Knew
Person B: He did the cunt
Person C: Oh big jock knew, oh big jock knew, oh big jock knew, oh big jock knew, oh big jock knew, oh big jock knew, oh big jock knew.
by celticbhoylover July 2, 2007
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