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kneeling missionary

male-female sex position in which the man kneels for the missionary position. This variation allows the woman's clitoris to receive the attention it deserves. The man can pull the woman onto his penis by placing his hands on her thighs, and she can raise her legs in the most comfortable way - even up onto his shoulders if she wishes (see Croatian sex ). The man can see himself going in and out of her vagina, which can be an incredible turn-on, and he can caress and stroke his partner's body and perhaps play with her anus as well if they wish. A good position for intimate connection, but somewhat of a strain for the woman if it goes on for too long. A pillow under her buttocks may help.
I gave her the kneeling missionary act last night.
by Jake March 23, 2004
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kneeling assistant

Usually an assistant whose tasks include kneeling under her/his boss' table while he is having a phone call or smoking a cigar.
Al:"You know Fredo? The project is taking away most of my energies. I am so stressed. I would like to relax with a cigar and a hot kneeling assistant".

Fredo:"Keep on dreaming, pal!".
by hotbabyface January 14, 2011
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kneeling wheelbarrow

She is on forearms and knees at first. She shifts her weight to one forearm (say right side) and the other hand for support. Handy man steps up the the wheelbarrow with his rake toward the lady garden. Hips are handles; puts his rake in the wheelbarrow and the her left leg goes up.
She’s a handy kneeling wheelbarrow if you are doing some lite gardening in the bedroom.
by FunnyRightThere🤣 January 16, 2018
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Kee-Keeing Bad

to converse and giggle with a friend, or associate "carry on" with someone about something funny; talking it up, laughing on and on about something, may include an inside joke- then go behind them and say the opposite- or put them down- or deny you know them
Yeah, Felicia is out there kee-keeing bad on Myra and Myra doesn't even know it! She thinks Felicia is on the real.

Wow, I didn't know that, everytime I see them they seemed buddy-buddy.
by Jasmin1 May 7, 2019
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Keeing

When someone has consumed enough Marijuana to the point where their laughter no longer sounds normal but instead a repetition of the word "kee" in a whispered voice.
Bill: "Yo John isn't anal like trying to stick a baseball bat through a Cheerio?"
John (in a whispered tone): "kee, kee, kee, kee... Um yes"
Both Bill and John then continue Keeing for 20 seconds about the Doritos they had spilt on the floor.
by Klfranks618 November 14, 2017
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Kneeling ovation

The gang of bikers gave him a standing ovation after his beautiful rendition of the song Anaconda. He in turn, gave them a kneeling ovation.
by Cellardoor101 October 30, 2014
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kneelingforlokii

kneelingforlokii is a iconic b* you can find on tiktok. She makes cracked content but still is very fine looking😍
Someone: Who's kneelingforlokii?
Someone 2: kneelingforlokii is some cracked b* on tiktok😍
by Hisokaskneecaps July 11, 2021
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