Pretty much the awesomest and most feared bro ever. He has been living for what many historians equate to,"Fucking forever" and has been the cause for some of mankind's greatest catastrophes, namely, the Rape of Nanking, 8 of the Crusades (he's not a fan of the Arabs), and the early 21st century release of "From Justin to Kelly". He is currently only spoken of in closed corridors at night by those deemed worthy and even they are forced to secrecy. That noise you heard last night when you woke up next to your girlfriend? He just impregnated her and evaporated. Seriously.
Someone named Robert: I just straight Jesse Knapp-ed that dude in COD.
And then Robert is killed because Jesse don't take that shit.
And then Robert is killed because Jesse don't take that shit.
by Jesse Knapp April 2, 2010
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by dragonslayer October 30, 2006
Get the Knapp mug.knap stat is short for knappy status. it means gross, disgusting, ugly, and filthy. see nappy. some spell it nappy, but its a whole lot better if you spell it with a k. people can be knap stat, clothes, food, pretty much anything.
BAMF and MFKW see a fat girl walking by with really tight clothes on, and her fat is hanging out everywhere.
MFKW: "well thats knap stat."
BAMF: "i agree."
MFKW: "well thats knap stat."
BAMF: "i agree."
by dsoghaskdg February 19, 2009
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by dragonslayer November 9, 2008
Get the Knapp mug.A highly contagious STD that doesn't necessarily do anything. Once contracted the victim has a highly increased chance of getting dangerous STDs. The Knapp is contracted through any form of penis to vagina contact with any other victim. Side effects of The Knapp are lowered self esteem, occasional mocking, and a significantly reduced chance of ever getting laid again.
by Whipalicious August 23, 2008
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