kludark

if a mans testicles hang lowere than their penis they are known as a kludark. thus assuming they have a tiny weiner

Girl: was he good?

Other Girl: well he was a kludark
Girl: Tiny Penis?, Damn

by shewiw July 6, 2010

The Koudanis

When you have a cock that looks like a coke can and with a clam on top.

Shirley went to the bar and asked for the koudanis and she got the koudanis

by Dildo stuffer September 15, 2023

Kloud

(Kloud) the most amazing boy on earth . One look and he will steal your heart . Though he has some issues , Kloud will forever be in my heart . Being something than nothing to him is better than nothing . I've seen Kloud on the first day of school , & I instantly fell . I guess you can say I'm in love . It's been 1 in a half years . I can't pin him down , but ill always love him .❤

DAMMM look at (Kloud) he ain't no snack he a full course MEAL! 😍

by Lil Lump April 16, 2018

Kloudy

Kloud or Kloudy

the most amazing person on earth . One look and your stuck with them. Though they have some issues , Kloud(y) will forever be in my heart . Being something to them is like walking without feeling pain. Being a friend with them is indescribable it’s truly wonderful.

“Kloudy is a truly wonderful person!”
“I wish I was like Kloudy.”

by ♡ Overalls ♡ November 6, 2020

Kludas

A molecular being of dark skin and great mass. This type of person wears glasses and has a unibrow. Due to this beings high hydrochloric acid levels concentrated at his penile extension, he goes and talks to everybody he sees, even if he’s unwanted he sticks to any group of people he sees. This being thinks of himself as the god of tits and wine and would even reject the prettiest girl due to his high standards. He is often called a sex god and the sexiest shit alive as a joke, and due to his low iq level, he takes it all seriously.

Individual 1: Oh no kludas is here again, what should we do?

Individual 2: Buka re kluda

-A phrase commonly ushered to him, meaning shut up, but in a fancy way.

by Maurice from Albania May 2, 2018

KyoudaiFox

A pretty alright user of twitter.com who’s not yet twitter famous (definitely will be in the future)

“You know that KyoudaiFox? He’s pretty average”
“Yeah, I hear he’s gonna become twitter famous at somepoint”

by TotallyNotFox August 22, 2021

kloudore

a person who doesn’t know what to name themselves,wants to be a big mcyt and is friends with omrichu

:hey ____! kloudore posted a video with omrichu!
:oh cool! let’s go watch it right now!

by omrichu September 5, 2021