klingberg scrubber

The act of using toothpaste to jack off

Did u do the Klingberg scrubber

by Heyker October 24, 2017

The Kingler

When you're fingering a girl from behind with your middle two fingers and then you jam your thumb in her ass and pinch your thumb and fingers together like the claw of the Pokemon Kingler.

To keep her from getting away, I gave her The Kingler.

by AlyxAndRusty April 14, 2015

Klinger

A term used for a self-indulgent, mentally unstable boy of of adult age. Typically lies to promote himself, enjoys the work of whores, and creates a fantasy world to escape his pathetic reality. Said boy will usually self destruct when left to his own devices.

He is such a klinger.
Yeah, he should come back to reality.

by Murph22 April 23, 2006

Kingler

The mighty god crabbo, kingler, despite being seen as an underpowered, is actually incredibly powerful if used correctly

Smooth brain: why did you bring Kingler into Ubers? Fucking idiot
Me: *proceeds to wipe 4 pokemon with god crab, kingler*

by DragonDan February 12, 2020

Brandon Klingerman

A man with absolutely gyatt worthy booty cheeks that will make any man go full axel in Harlem mode when they see him bouncing down the street with his absolutely massive dumpy

I saw Brandon Klingerman on my way to work today, safe to say I definitely “got to work” after that (;.

by YouTuber”jaystation” August 23, 2023

klinger

1. shit that sticks to you ass hair
2. someone worthy of the previous
3.my name on everyhting internet

1. damn, all them klingers are startin to smell
2. STFU U KLINGER!!!!
3. .:DE:. is joining the game

by Chris143gt90 August 22, 2006

Klingered

Even Don Magic Juan would be proud of this slick manuever. This particular endeavor is preformed by getting a cheap bottle of vodka usually Bankers Club is the vodka of choice. When you and a girl are doing shots you of course give her a double shot of vodka and you must covertly give yourself a shot of water, without the girl noticing. After 15 mintues the girl will be half naked and your average man will become 10 times more attractive. To properly perform this operation you must know the girls limits otherwise you will not be getting laid and the girl will be head first drenched in toliet bowl water, looking like the girl that comes out of the TV in the ring.

"Last night me and this guy were drinking and i got so shitfaced that i fell into his toliet and broke it."
"Oh shit you got Klingered!"

by Sir Douglass May 5, 2007