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klungler 

A person who acts favorably to his or her peers to gain stasis or fancy that will eventually be used to their advantage. Such as a raise, promotion, or acceptance in a group. Usually klunglers will do anything to gain the approval of their person of choice. These people can also be described as losers because they can’t work for what they want, instead they play dirty and butter-up anybody and everybody to gain approval. Unqualified individual who uses his talents as a brown noser to achieve authoritative position.
"Whoa, didya see jimmy washing the principal's car?? He's such a brown noser..."

To put ones mouth around or on the backside of a person,and inhale, creating negative air pressure
klungler by Staff at MTP November 8, 2004
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krungler 

Someone who likes to put blueberries in their nose to save for later.
Person 1: Oh no here comes Tom.
Person 2: oh I hate that Krungler.
Person 3: Looks hes eating some now, Grosssss!
krungler by simpletim July 18, 2020
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klingler 

Large penis
Large bank account
Fuck them for good luck
That Klingler is a one of a kind
klingler by World renown wrighter January 2, 2017
The sexual catastrophe between a female slut and a male virgin.
Have you seen Kelly and Shane? They are a klunger together.
Klunger by Zenkoi February 18, 2021

The Krungler

A person who fits the following description, "You're Local Gremlin."
Dude, Oliver is so funny. He might actually be The Krungler.
The Krungler by Mor(e)peko November 16, 2025

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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