Cleveland Crappuccino

The deliberate act of 2 gay lovers purposely eating exlax chocolate to get diarrhea, and then excreting hot foamy runny shit into fancy porcelain cups then consuming each others own hot personal recipe.

Harold: Hey Freddie baby I'm in the mood
for a hot tasty treat!

Freddie: And what are you craving this time my little Perez Hilton.

Harold: Oh.. You big silly! Break out the exlax, I want another steaming hot cup of your special Cleveland Crappuccino.

by streetwhiz May 14, 2009

Cleveland Margarita

Vaguely similar to the idea behind a regular margarita, except it's a glass of amazingly delicious Great Lakes Christmas Ale with cinnamon sugar around the rim.

Hey, it's the Christmas season, time for every self-respecting Ohioan to start ordering the best holiday drink that there is - the freaking awesome Cleveland Margarita.

by The ClevelandOhioan December 4, 2013

Cleveland Knuckler

The act of unclogging a toilet using one's bare hands.

I tried everything to unclog that toilet. Finally had a plumber come out....he gave it the Cleveland Knuckler and she's flushing like a champ now.

by doucheBrigade March 21, 2016

The Cleveland Weaver

The act (during sexual intimacy) of shaving your partner's pubic region. One then takes the pubic hair recently removed and weaves a basket. Once basket is completed the "weaver" (the one performing the act) then ejaculates into said basket. Once the weaver is spent and expelled of all ejaculate, he then proceeds to pour the warm ejaculate over the head of the "weavee" (the receiver of said act). After the basket is completely empty the weaver then punches the weavee in the face to complete "The Cleveland Weaver".

Guy #1 - "What do you want to do tonight?"

Guy #2 - " I don't know, man. I really want to do some arts and crafts, but I'm really horny and I need to take care of that"

Guy #1 - "Dude just do The Cleveland Weaver!"

by AugmentedMirage April 29, 2013

send a fax to cleveland

Euphemism for taking a shit. Often used in a business or formal setting to explain a prolonged bathroom break while maintaining a professional appearance.

Sorry I'm late, but I had to send a fax to Cleveland and it was several pages long.

by K. Itty February 15, 2005

clevelanding

Form of precipitation which is undefined and tends to be a mix of rain, snow, sleet, hail, and perhaps something else. Common in Cleveland Oh. Also a word which can general all around bad weather.

The weather was so bad today that it just couldn't decide and started clevelanding.

by Gelox56 October 12, 2009

Cleveland Hot Waffle

The act of shitting on a woman's chest and then smacking the pile of shit with a tennis racket.

The bitch got out of hand so I gave her a good 'ol Cleveland hot waffle to shut her up.

by beerman22 August 26, 2013