Klesta

Klesta is a smart beautiful girl.She can’t be replaced with nobody.If you have Klesta and you leave her than you are an asshole or an idiot.Klesta has beautiful eyes,beautiful face,beautiful smile,beautiful hair and beautiful lips. She is the cutest girl you can ever ever see.

A:That girl is so beautiful. I was wondering about her name.
B:Her name is Klesta.

by Cutiegang606 November 8, 2018

kleptomento

stolen item with meaning. klepto combined with memento

This a great ashtray.
thanks its a kleptomento from the hotel at my brothers wedding.

by Big Baby Mars October 4, 2013

Kleston

An incredibly sexy female doctor.

I hope I can get this sore foot looked at by my local Kleston

by gollum007 January 20, 2014

pepto klepto

someone who has the runs all the time so they're always using up all your pepto bismol.

Dude you're such a pepto klepto stop eating so much spicy mexican food and you wouldn't have to use all my pepto bismol.

by ravencrow neversmiles May 4, 2011

Cyber kleptomaniac

An individual who is compulsively, downloading, leeching, grabbing, stealing, data of the internet.

I cannot help myselfdownloading. I am compulsively downloading all sorts of files from the internt and leeching like theres no tomorrow. I grab what I can when I can almost as if a kid in a candy shop stealing all the sweets . I am a Cyber kleptomaniac a leech, help me.

by Firmstone June 21, 2008

cal kestis

a ginger dude who slings lightsabers around and fucks a nightsister. made his debut in jedi: fallen order

"did you see that cal kestis guy? he looks like a fuckboy!"

by deliciousdirt May 5, 2023

Kleptogamy

Kleptogamy ( derived from the Greek klepto ("to steal"), and gamos ("marriage"). is a behavior pattern in which males which lack attractive characteristics attempt to mate with females by means of deceptive behavior. Kleptogamy is seen throughout the animal kingdom, but is most often seen in humans.

Common examples of Kleptogamy among beta male humans include pretending to be homosexual in order to gain the trust of a female, or claiming to be a feminist in order to signal their submission to the female, and attempt to trick her into believing the male to be virtuous.

Males that employ kleptogamy have been found to have a much higher tendency towards being sexual predators due to their inability to attract a mate through ordinary means.

"Unattractive beta males will often resort to Kleptogamy"

by Phoenix797 June 27, 2018