Human Kite

Its that thing when you tie a string to a midget in a windbreaker and then run through a field.

Fly a human kite in Central Park with your mom!

by lithuanianminion June 2, 2011

Kite Flyer

noun One who's opinion or political position changes frequently, according to popular opinion.

Shane Gillis is such a kite flyer; he goes where the winds go!

by Chay Comas January 14, 2022

kitegang

a group formed by 7 members that originated in Eastside Kansas City MO. One of the members is rapper Foolie Auto. Kitegang expanded to Omaha, NE and even Los Angeles, CA. It is a way of living, to be above average, breaking barriers, exceeding expectations, being yourself and not being like the rest, being fresh to death in new clothing, and for the smokers , being "high as a kite"

"you will never see another nigga this kitegang fly"
"I rep kitegang"
"foolie auto and kitegang gonna be in LA this weekend"

by bigdogstatus August 22, 2011

City kite

The flimsy plastic bags you get from most every store that becomes litter, mostly when taken by the wind.

Hey what's that trash up in your tree?
Oh those damn city kites are constantly getting stuck in my yard.

by primaldeuce July 22, 2013

kitted

If someone has a fly outfit on, they're kitted. The clothes they're wearing are mad nice- from head to toe- like they got it from a kit. Therefore, they're kitted.

Person 1: Yo, did you see Sean's fit today? That shit was fire.
Person 2: Yeah bro, that ni**as kitted.

by fuhrari October 16, 2019

I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition.

Jack: Hey, are you going to that Kenny G. concert?

Chris: I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.

by Dirty Shastard December 24, 2009

kitehxh

A tall man. With long hair.

Ah, I wish kitehxh would step on me.
I am a kitehxh fan!

by dollxrz April 29, 2021