Kippered

When you are on top, in the midst of a heated act of sexual intercourse, and your dog sneakily finds his way onto the bed, where the pooch sniffs, and licks your anus.

"Man, it was going so great, I was piping this super hot babe, then all of a sudden I got kippered by my dumbass dog. I'd probably leave the door open again though."

by MoneyGString May 7, 2017

Kipper

A British children's show featuring two dogs, two pigs, a toad and some other animals who talk with fancy accents.

My little brother was watching Kipper the other day, brought back some good memories.

by EnvyEskridge September 3, 2012

kipper

Smoked kippers; Ace Rimmer's breakfast food of choice, apparently, as he mentions them in his slogan every time he leaves in the British TV series Red Dwarf.

Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.

by OpusAtrum1 January 18, 2009

Kipper

A pejorative term for a supporter of the UK Independence Party. Usually used to say how daft their policies are.

Kippers say they are libertarian, but they are also against gay marriage. Now that doesn’t make sense.

by 8510pm April 21, 2013

kipper

British slang for exterior of the vagina.

Plurally, a minge of kippers.

Ann Widdecombe wanted to show off her kipper on Strictly, but the BBC had to stick with reality.

by your sweet mum September 6, 2011

Kipper

Local to those from Hayes (London) and is when somebody has zero bants or self-dignity and is an embarrassment to themselves.

For fuck sake Kipper that’s awful

by BoxparkBro October 20, 2019

Kippered

An act of sabotage, commonly as a practical joke and mischievous rather than malicious in nature. Originating from the practice of placing a kipper in a hot place such as, a car's exhaust manifold to create a bad smell.

"I bet John will be half way up the M1 before he realises he's been kippered".

by Purley Squire September 5, 2013