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Slimy fish in Scotland and Boris Johnson wants to marry one because he brought one to a conference.
Hello kipper who do you simp for
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Kippers by Summer-E January 14, 2021

2 kippers and a cockle 

A lady's private parts
Id like to have a go on your 2 kippers and a cockle
2 kippers and a cockle by anonymous February 13, 2025

Kappersbandje 

Mocking nickname for musical bands who make their appearance on mainstream talk-shows. Over acting, copying the style of populair British & US bands, excessive attention to style, fashion & hair do, and poor musical skills are typical for these type of bands.
The tv-host just asked for a round of applause for yet another kappersbandje.
Kappersbandje by Sneb October 29, 2012

Done Up Like a Kipper 

British idiom for one who has been totally bamboozled or taken advantage of by another.
Friend A: You just bought a gold watch from the street vendor for 100 quid?

Friend B: Yeah, mate, nice watch, isn't it?

Friend A: Eh, boy, you've been done up like a kipper!
Done Up Like a Kipper by ripeness November 9, 2012

disco kipper

When a girl has been dancing all night and her vagina develops a distinct fish-based odour.
God bro she was so dirty, it was a bad case of disco kipper!
disco kipper by bigbadwhiteboy April 28, 2017

young kipper

Very Ashki way of saying "Yom Kippur", the Jewish day of atonement.
Where are you going for Young Kipper?
young kipper by Queen Buttrix February 25, 2021