Kipling Station

A Kipling Station is a consensual sexual act which consists of the penetrative partner inserting his penis into the receptive partner quickly after taking a running start.

It is named after a subway station in Toronto, Canada.
"Old Winston gave me a right Kipling Station last night! He really socked it to me!"

"I'm having trouble walking today. Last night, me and the husband went for a Kipling Station!"
by greyhound_2010 April 11, 2010
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mr kipling

a mr kipling is were a man cumms all over a womans face
jeezus did u see peter north do all those mr kipling i am goin to do that 2night
by morrisracing69 September 20, 2008
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kipling kid

a child who lives in the homezone which is situated in wolverhampton in the fordhouse area these children are mostly tramps or of poor backgrounds and walk around with food all round their mouths and shoes with no laces and hang me downs also known as ultimate shotsthey also smell terrible and have no shame in what they do and how they do it
"yo look at dem kipling kids bess move up dey myt try nd rob ur laces"

"haha u joka, der all lil tramps ill jus smack em in der gumz"
by J0nny M4ck August 05, 2006
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kipling kid

a child that lives on kipling road with about 16 other brothers and sisters. these ppl walk round with yesterdays dinner round there mouths and no shirts on as it is there brothers turn to wear the clothes. they have no laces watch out they might take yours they are known for it.
watch your laces dat kipling kid is lukin over here
by nappa August 12, 2006
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Kiplinged

Extremely hammered. Wasted, fucked up, faded, blacked-out, etc. A reference to the water monitor lizard from Jessie.
"Dude Kyler is MIA and apparently he drank 3 Four Lokos. Have you seen him?"
"Yeah, he's in his room drunk texting his ex. Buddy's absolutely Kiplinged."
"Fuck."
by Mr. Steven Buscemi March 22, 2022
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Kiplinger

Kiplinger: A Germanic surname of unknown origins. Anyone blessed enough to have been born a Kiplinger would be best suited to praise God on an hourly basis for this act of divine grace. If you're a Kiplinger, chances are that you're extraordinarily good looking, insurmountably intelligent, and wealthy beyond all measures.
Gee, I wish I could be a Kiplinger.
by Warlord0515 April 28, 2009
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Kipling

As in Mr Kipling, purveyor of fine cake(s). Cake being slang for money, specifically cash. The term Kipling is commonly used when communicating with business associates via text or telecon, notably to conceal the fact that certain works may be paid via cash as opposed to putting "through the books".
Bazza: Dal, I've finished clearing the scran off the roof tiles with the cherry picker.
Dal: Good boy, I'll see you at the weekend with the kipling.
by Pat the builder April 26, 2020
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