Kinder Surprise Egg 

When a man puts feces on the backside of his balls, or scrotum. The man leaves the feces on the back of the scrotum. Once he goes to engage in coitus he rubs the tip of his penis on the back of his scrotum, covering the tip in feces, giving it the appearance of a chocolate egg.

“I heard Brad and Angelina got a divorce because he gave her a Kinder Surprise Egg” “Dude, Chris Gave Chelsea a Kinder Surprise Egg last night!”

Kinder Surprise Egg by DickRichards May 27, 2018

Kinder Surprise 

An unexpected pregnancy. Derived from the German toy "Kinder Surprise", which literally translates to "Surprise Children".

"I'm pregnant again!", said the girl

"OMFG, another Kinder Surprise", said the boy.

Kinder Surprise by PopeMichael March 1, 2010

Kinder Surprise 

A type of chocolate, where there is chocolate on the outside, and white chocolate on the inside. Commonly reffered to a black guy, who totally acts like a white dude

haha, that black guy is such a kinder surprise!

Kinder Surprise by Roflcopter filipino February 22, 2009

Kinder Surprise 

When you lift the cover of a toilet and it's full of shit.

Cubicle 7 was empty, but there was a queue anyway. Sally wanted to investigate, although Mary told her not to. When she lifted the seat, the toilet was full of shit and she shouted in disgust. Mary laughed and yelled "Kinder surprise!"

Kinder Surprise by Sandra Mae-Darcy March 30, 2009

Kinder Surprise 

When the ugly teacher bends over to help someone in front of you, and you see his/her cack and underwear.

Help me god, I've just witnessed the worst Kinder surprise of all time.

Kinder Surprise by Cooncheese May 14, 2017

Kinder surprise 

When a group of guys all jizz into a bowl and then pour it into a girls vagina. When the baby is born they do a DNA test and whoever is the dad is the loser.

Boys, let's all get together and play kinder surprise with becky

Kinder surprise by Tysonguy November 30, 2015

kinder surprise 

The act of dropping a deuce and overtly closing the lid without flushing. This then leaves a "kinder surprise" for the next person in the washroom.

Ew brofski, that is one rare kinder surprise!!

kinder surprise by addigator February 7, 2008