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Kampton

A guy who thinks they are tough but actually all talk.
Kampton-“ I’ll beat them up” -in his mind “ no I’m not lol
by NOT A CAMRYN July 25, 2022
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kempton

A really rude girl who always bullies people and cries all the time about things you would normally not cry about.
"Stop being such a kempton"

"You are definantly a kempton"

"She cries a lot. Lets call the baby Kempton."
by TikkiTakki October 30, 2013
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Uma Kompton

Let's add the name "Uma Kompton" on Urban dictionary?
With the definition as racist b*tch
#removeitforzayn
by 1Dstan4ever July 19, 2020
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kempton

a sexy ass male dog who fucks his kids in a deep freeze he uses a fudgsicle as anal beads and gave all his kids harder aids then magic johnson he also got a ketchup bottle stuck up his own ass crack he pulls out faster then bo jacksons 40 yard dash and his foreskin is as floppy as maggys ears he has a lesbian pride badge becuz of his lesbian wife who is actually lil pumps vagina and 6ix9ine is his fathers fuck buddy he had a abortion cuz of magic johnsons aids getting into him and the baby was as tiny as james charles dick and kemptons can fit a whole popsicle stick down his throat because he had practice with his dad daynan gabe is very non resistant to peepees in throat becuz kempton never showed him his ways on how to take a dick like a real man/peepee taking janitor known as daynans uncle how kemptons learned how to take a dick is from taking notes while watching daynans uncle turn daynans ass into a jube jube kemptons are anti non incest and they usually have a dick that is bigger then rowans forehead. kemptons like turning black thotniggas bums into a star of david and he already turned gabes ass into a fucking swatstica he will never be as good as daynans uncle who turns bums into a whole starbucks building while taking magic johnsons dick in his throat
your a nigger you fucking kempton headass boyo
by heyitsyoboyo June 3, 2019
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Uma Kompton

Uma Kompton: "ZaynDid9/11"
by YasssQween6372 August 24, 2021
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Kempton

Greatest, hottest, most amazing girlfriend you'll ever have <3
I'm in love with Kempton.
Kempton is so hot and amazing.
by Clutch_chris August 3, 2017
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kempton

dumbest and smartest person you'll ever meet. kinda hot tho. gets a 35 on the ACT, but doesn't know left from right.
kempton is going to berkeley
by fluffypinkpineapple101 May 22, 2020
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