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Kempston Mouth

the taste of vagina mixed with the lingering taste of alcohol that remains in your mouth throughout the day because the individual has eaten out a chick the night before after being very drunk and then was unable to brush their teeth throughout the day.
"man i had the taste of kempston mouth throughout the day because of that crazy night."
by AKemps June 23, 2009
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Kempsey

Kempsey is a village in Worcester.
Kempsey is from ‘kempsy eye’ and the ‘kempsy’ island.
Home town to people like G0LDMAN and mc burfz.

Kempsey is worth around £7.50
Kempsey is located in Worcester which is apparently one of the safest cities in England!
Post code: WR5
Friend: yo where you from g
You: oh, kempsey enit

Friend: we need to link
You: yeah bet
by Kempsey ends December 10, 2019
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Kemps Landing Magnet School

Kemps Landing Magnet School is a place where the smart people are segregated from everyone else. However, there are a great many exceptions to the 'smart' bit. Many people believe that the principal, Mrs. Riesbeck, is a man. Like Ann Coulter. There has been a recent attempt by the School Board to desegregate the school and merge it with a normal public school, but it was voted down.
People say that Kemps Landing Magnet School is the most sheltered middle school in the city. And they're right.
by you'll never know. December 24, 2008
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og kempster nerd

A general definition which can be applied to persons that may exhibit homosexual tendencies and also nerds especially those that use a back brace and lives at home even though they are in their late thirties. They constantly masturbate to porn magazines they have from last century when they were still in their thirties. They commonly have worked in jobs such as mc'donalds all their lives and still have not been promoted from moping the floors. kempster nerds also indulge in internet dating sites and have been known to steal their parent's credit card to purchase mail order brides.
Similar to a kempster nerd but tending to be older in age and severity of condition.
Georgy: look there's chris
Irene: he is a classic OG kempster nerd
by fame in the game March 9, 2008
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kempson

A fuck boy who loves Deadpool, Master Chief, Goku. He's extremely biased, racist and cold hearted
I hate the Kempson guy.
by SUperman Fan 1985 June 13, 2016
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kiëmsha

by MariahM February 25, 2017
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kiemsha

I'd love to be like Kiemsha.
by MariahM March 29, 2017
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