here's the kicker

basically.. here is the ironic, or surprise part of what someone is telling you

I went to the store yesterday, here's the kicker, I saw Mr. Dirks, my math teacher!

by herekicker August 19, 2008

Kmart Kickers

A pair of shoes that were bought at Kmart. They are usually relatively cheap and crappy looking.

Chrissy: Hayley you better put on different shoes if you don't want them to get muddy.

Hayley: It's okay, these are Kmart Kickers.

by Christina S. March 1, 2008

kool-aid kicker

a mixed alcoholi drink containing the mixture of vodka and your flavor of preference of kool aid. usually with red.

i had one too many kool-aid kicker drinks and bow i dont remember last night

by gabbyxlover August 4, 2007

kiddie kicker

Someone you meet online in a game (Quake 3, for example) with a name spelt with capitals at random intervals, numbers, multiple colours if possible and an inprobably tough-sounding name. However, what truely makes a kiddie kicker is his real persona - an eleven year old boy from Minneapolis who's trying to avoid doing his homework and focuses his attention on whopping your ass.

"FeaR mE, fOr i aM bOw31 bu5T3r!"

"MARTIN! Have you finished your maths homework yet?"

"Not yet, mom."

by Mr Ben February 7, 2005

pig kicker

(n)a red neck, farm boy, or suburban kid.

"your a cow tippin pig kickin son of a bitch."

"just cuz i grew up on a farm dont mean im a pig kicker."

"i didnt even know you grew up on a farm."

by mickey brown March 7, 2007

Flying Ballerina kicker

A kid who likes to fly off a bench by getting pushed of the bench and completely misses the ball causing him to get the nickname flying ballerina kicker.

Person 1 OMG did you see that! That kid missed the ball.
Person 2 yesss let give him the nickname flying ballerina kicker.

by I don't know what to do February 27, 2019

door kicker

an Infantry soldier, tough guy, one who like to be rough.

Oh, Christ. There is a shooter in that building. Send the door kickers over there to get him.

by leadthrower August 29, 2006