Kid Rock

a white raprocker from the Detroit area who thinks women should be on their knees giving head to "macho" studmuffins like himself. His songs are obscenity - ridden pornographic sexist trash. He thinks that because he supports George W. Bush, wears a flag, cusses like a stevedore, supports the Iraq war, "supports the troops", smokes cigars, covers cock rock "classics" and likes Bob Seger that he's an "American Badass". He also calls himself the BullGod. He scored a big hit with Sheryl Crow that was Number One for God knows how many weeks where he whines about "since you been gone I'm in the hotel room with cocaine and whiskey". Well boo fucking hoo, Kid Rock, I really feel sorry for you. Wah! He had a hit album called "Cocky". Well, Mick Jagger is cocky, but he is cool. He and the other Stones are a talented thrill. The title says says it all about Kid Rock. He is an American Asshole. Another example: a Kid Rock song titled "You'll Never See Another Motherfucker Like Me". He's the one who said it. The stacked Pamela Anderson is married to this cretin. He's an arrogant, stupid all-around shithead.
Kid Rock is a prime example of what's wrong with popular music today. Just a bunch of vulgar no talent, image-conscous, arrogant trash, with egos bigger than planet Jupiter. Rotten crap.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 15, 2006
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Kid Rock

A rapper.......no...rocker......no country artist.........ok.....he's a raprockabilly......there. Has no talent.
People claim we talk bad on him because we "Don't understand him"

I think it's because he sucks......but that's just me.
by Ryan August 01, 2004
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A greasy, insolent subhuman. A talent lacking "musician" who should be euthanized, if not, sterilized immediately. Greatly resembles a sewer rat. Is incapable of presenting himself in a clean hygenic manner. Kid Rock, as well as his fans, believe that whoring around with HIV Positive women is a proud accomplishment. Glorified white trash.
Kid Rock is a dirty, talent lacking, shit eating waste of life. People who listen to him are no better.
by JukeJointJezebel July 14, 2006
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The long-haired, redneck, rock 'n' roll son of Detroit who is famous for his hard rockin concerts, once being married to Pammy, and mixing hip-hop into his hard rock act. His greatest songs (so far) are -Bawitdaba
-Cowboy
-Fuck Off
-Only God Knows Why
-Forever
-What I Learned Out On The Road
-I'm Wrong, But You Ain't Right
-Picture
-Midnight Train To Memphis
-Rock 'N' Roll Pain Train
-Feel Like Makin' Love
-Jackson, Mississippi
-Cold and Empty
Kid Rock is frickin awesome rap-rocker from Michigan.
by Hugh Jass February 13, 2005
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The 'American Badass'. Just from that you know he is the shit. From Early Mornin' Stoned Pimp to Cold and Empty everything he does is badass and sweet. He is also a huge pimp. He is prolly pimping your woman right now. Kid Rock is fresh.
"That's why they call me the 'pimp of the nation'" Kid Rocj
by [e.99]Miracle November 10, 2004
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Has about as much talent as linkin park or slipknot.
did I mention none of those actually have talent?
by fags May 30, 2003
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A former white rapper who a few years ago decided to appropriately go more rock with a slight tad of country. He often calls it southern rock, but it isn't. It is "blue-collar" rock mixed with a little hip-hop and occasional country and has a distinct Michigan flavor to it.
Kid Rock not only has made good music, but he is an avid Bush supporter as well. Hell Yeah!
by The Kentucky Yankee December 07, 2004
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