Kristoffer

A Kristoffer is an incredible guy who is usually shy at first, but opens up around his friends. Typically, a Kristoffer has a smokin body and a beautiful girlfriend. Most Kristoffers are star athletes and have straight a's. They will charm you with their innocence and adorableness; but beware, it might just be an act. Usually found in the Southwest, and Southeast. Most common Kristoffers have brown hair, brown eyes, and are super tan. You'll think he's the sweetest guy in the world when you first meet him.. he won't last long, but he's cute while it lasts. Don't take it personally if he doesn't seemed interested; thats just how he rolls. Kristoffer's are sometimes tense, but also have a laid back cool side. Be careful if you meet a Kirstoffer, you'll probably fall for him.

girl1: "did you see that sexy shy guy?"

girl2: "yea girll, he's probably a Kristoffer."

by gangstaninja563 November 22, 2010

Kristoffer Lindmark

A multi-sexual-predator-fruit that lives in the south of Sweden.

If you see one, for the love of god do not approach it! It will try to have sexual intercourse with you. Simply Say:
"Jag är från Norrland"
And he will quickly run away frightened.

Kristoffer Lindmark

by ByggBoB November 27, 2012

Kris Kristofferson

A singer and songwriter. Known as one of the greatest songwriters of all time. He has achieved many awards and nominations. Kris has wrote songs such as Sunday Mornin' Comin' Down, Me and Bobby McGee and Loving Her Was Easier (Than Anything I'll Ever Do Again)

"Damn, Kris Kristofferson can sure write a mean song!"

by Mr. Marino March 29, 2021

Kristoffer Handeland

Kristoffer Handeland is the perfect example of a smart, nice, cool and loving guy! He is the symbol of LOVE and AFFECTION. Everyone he meets instantly loves him as a human being. He`s got guns, big guns. ladies love him. His IQ is well over average, and he is a very creativ MAN!

"Wooooooow, that Kristoffer Handeland guy is soooooooo amazzzzzzing. How kan anybody be that perfect! it is something special with that Handeland blood!"
Quote: Every person ever!

"Redd eit tre, et ein bever" vice words from Mr. Handeland himself.

by NotKristofferHandeland123 February 16, 2022

Kristoffer

Kristoffer is a god among mortals, as he controls everything around him. This includes several Victoria's Secret models panties, and he is often pictured as Poseidon, as he has the ability to turn a catwalk into the Atlantic ocean, if you know what I mean.

Guy 1: Yo, where did my gf go?? I haven't seen her all day!!
Guy 2: Aww man, I hate to tell you, but I just saw her enter Kristoffer's Lamborghini

by man who never lies February 1, 2022

KRISTOFFER VYZANTIOS

Giant Mandingo

OH WOW YOU HAVE A KRISTOFFER VYZANTIOS!

by RALPH LAURENSE March 7, 2022

Khristoffer

The most handsome asian boy ever.They usually have the biggest dick known to man and really smells good like lavender.The K comes from Kratos(god of war) who killed every god in greek and now going to kill norse gods and hristoffer don't mind that.Khris's are usually very funny cause they're asian and most girls would fall for a guy named Khris even boys!!!

"Oh Khristoffer what a nice dick you got"

by KHRIS THE GREAT March 14, 2017