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Kessler

To purchase large quantities of local, craft beer for the sole purpose of reselling (muling), usually to markets where that beer is unobtainable or is only available in extremely limited quantities. It may also refer to someone willing to forego paying monthly debts using that money instead on the purchasing of large quantities of beer for trading, muling, or personal consumption.
That beer was kesslered so fast by the time I got off work all of it was sold out!
by certainlynotahealey February 23, 2014
mugGet the Kesslermug.

Daniel Kessler

Shy guitarist from Interpol who has a fetish for half asian girls. He often makes funny sex faces when he plays.
Look at that Amish guy...wait thats Daniel Kessler
by Mrs. Kessler May 13, 2005
mugGet the Daniel Kesslermug.

Kessler Park

a neighborhood inside oak cliff texas, half of it is hood, half is not
by lildino July 5, 2009
mugGet the Kessler Parkmug.

Daniel Kessler

The guitarist and brains behind Interpol. Daniel has been a lover of music since he was a little tyke back in London, England. He's one smart kat and really hot. He also looks like he's getting a blow job when he is playing his guitar.
Person 1: Who's that hot Amish guy?
Person 2: That's Daniel, the gutarist of Interpol.
by LolaLola August 31, 2005
mugGet the Daniel Kesslermug.

daniel kessler

Guitarist in band interpol shy and cute with funny beard.
Will be seen dancing strangley
by jen March 25, 2005
mugGet the daniel kesslermug.

Julius Kessler

"Well guys I feel like a pimp, I just drank a fifth El Julius Kessler."

After those shots of Julius Kessler I feel ready to beat my woman....like a true red-blooded American.

Julius...it enlarges the cock.
by Dick Handle February 24, 2009
mugGet the Julius Kesslermug.

kristian kessler

1.Another name for a person who is laugh your ass of hilarious, attractive, and an overall awesome guy. This is the type of person who you want to have your back because when it comes to arguments, he doesn't loose.

2.When a man has a 13 inch penis and announces it randomly, while a crowd claps for him. This is pulling a kristian kessler.
Wow, did you see the size of that guys dick?! He must be a kristian kessler!!!
by KesslerMcJewNose April 18, 2017
mugGet the kristian kesslermug.

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