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Kessler

To purchase large quantities of local, craft beer for the sole purpose of reselling (muling), usually to markets where that beer is unobtainable or is only available in extremely limited quantities. It may also refer to someone willing to forego paying monthly debts using that money instead on the purchasing of large quantities of beer for trading, muling, or personal consumption.
That beer was kesslered so fast by the time I got off work all of it was sold out!
by certainlynotahealey February 23, 2014
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Kessler

Kessler is the hottest person in the entire solar system Kessler is also the soal mate of Adolf Hitler
Kessler is really hot
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Kessler Park

a neighborhood inside oak cliff texas, half of it is hood, half is not
by lildino July 5, 2009
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Kessler syndrome

Kessler syndrome is what you get when you put so much crap into low earth orbit that one collision between two satellites starts a chain reaction of space junk creation that makes it impossible to keep anything in space without it being destroyed.
Person: I want to put my satellite in orbit of earth but can't because of Kessler syndrome!
by Person1582962 June 17, 2022
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Kessler bunny hop

When you borrow your coworkers van and jump it over the railroad tracks to destroy all organization inside and hours of headache for your hommie.
I Kessler bunny hopped a work van this weekend and the shelves imploded leaving tools and parts in a huge pile on the floor!
by Peter North 77 July 22, 2023
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Kiss Me Kessler

Kiss Me Kessler. Named after a major D.C powerbroker; a great man.

1 part gin

1 part vodka

1 fine waitress

Bitters

Cherry grenadine

Maraschino Cherries
Any questions, you can talk to my lawyer.
Bartender, one Kiss Me Kessler, please. Extra Grenadine.
by John Miller December 20, 2017
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Daniel Kessler

Shy guitarist from Interpol who has a fetish for half asian girls. He often makes funny sex faces when he plays.
Look at that Amish guy...wait thats Daniel Kessler
by Mrs. Kessler May 13, 2005
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