To purchase large quantities of local, craft beer for the sole purpose of reselling (muling), usually to markets where that beer is unobtainable or is only available in extremely limited quantities. It may also refer to someone willing to forego paying monthly debts using that money instead on the purchasing of large quantities of beer for trading, muling, or personal consumption.
by certainlynotahealey February 20, 2014
Shy guitarist from Interpol who has a fetish for half asian girls. He often makes funny sex faces when he plays.
by Mrs. Kessler March 26, 2005
by lildino July 06, 2009
The guitarist and brains behind Interpol. Daniel has been a lover of music since he was a little tyke back in London, England. He's one smart kat and really hot. He also looks like he's getting a blow job when he is playing his guitar.
by LolaLola August 06, 2005
by jen March 25, 2005
"Well guys I feel like a pimp, I just drank a fifth El Julius Kessler."
After those shots of Julius Kessler I feel ready to beat my woman....like a true red-blooded American.
Julius...it enlarges the cock.
After those shots of Julius Kessler I feel ready to beat my woman....like a true red-blooded American.
Julius...it enlarges the cock.
by Dick Handle October 21, 2008
1.Another name for a person who is laugh your ass of hilarious, attractive, and an overall awesome guy. This is the type of person who you want to have your back because when it comes to arguments, he doesn't loose.
2.When a man has a 13 inch penis and announces it randomly, while a crowd claps for him. This is pulling a kristian kessler.
2.When a man has a 13 inch penis and announces it randomly, while a crowd claps for him. This is pulling a kristian kessler.
by KesslerMcJewNose April 18, 2017