Kermitting

When a person wont complete daily functions or activites after an event that deeply disturbed them.

"Where is Tucker today?"
"Oh hes kermitting since he bombed that statics test"

by Jeffmyname October 30, 2018

kermitarian

a kermitarian is a person who worships kermit the frog, our saviour.

“hey! are you a kermitarian?”
“yeah, i worship kermit the frog.”

by Faith92345 May 21, 2018

Kernitis

The excessive need of an animal to masturbate uncontrollably while sitting on a perch.

I think Frankie has kernitis, he just won't stop masturbating.

by Laquishashaniquashanaynay September 5, 2011

Kerrilyn

A wonderful person to be around. Some may tend to find her as one to take advantage of, but if you really get to know her...she's someone worth spending a great amount of time with. Beautiful. Caring. all-out amazing to be with. Usually has a beyond cute smile and tends to blush. Kerrilyn's are the greatest girls. Any guy would be lucky to have a Kerrilyn in there life.

Hey look, its Kerrilyn...wow...what a beauty.

by MC Rehrig June 29, 2013

go kermit sewer side

It is basically a spin off of go commit die, except this is more deadly, it reaches into your soul and hits you hard, its more destructive than jokes about dead relatives, its the best comeback

Person 1: your mom gay
Person 2: stfu and go kermit sewer side

by Reknios July 10, 2018

Kermiting Suicide

The act of committing suicide while dressed as, cosplaying and/or roleplaying as Kermit the Frog.

I looked across the street and saw a man Kermiting Suicide

by Yoshi_r1212 July 24, 2016

Salty Kermit

A man is doing a girl from behind and right as he's about to nut he leap frogs over her, turns around, and cums in her face and/or mouth.

I gave that chick from the party a Salty Kermit, last night. She had quite a mess on her face.

by MsuButters November 25, 2014