kerplop

The sound your poop makes when it hits the water.

My girlfriend was on the can the other day and I heard a loud hissing but it wasn't until the kerplop I knew she was also taking a dump!

by Y!A Phil J December 18, 2008

Kerplop(s)

Kerplop

1. The splashing sound poop makes in a toilet bowl with a decent amount of water

The poops went kerplop(s)

by Mr. President Shit August 18, 2012

kerplopzed

totally gone; flagged

yo for real, he is kerplopzed!

by Wallace December 23, 2003

kerploof

To go completely and suddenly

My WiFi just went kerploof

by Gaspos March 29, 2021

Keyser Kerplop

Like it’s cousin the Cleveland Steamer, the Keyser Kerplop involves laying down a deuce upon ones sexual partners chest or groin. This iteration however is taken after stopping by and eating too much at Extended Family Funeral wakes or after eating too many chillie dogs from Marties Hot Dog Stand on Main Street.

Did You hear about Charlie?
No,why what happened…
He ate too much food at the Bergman family wake and after going home and getting frisky with his life partner Davis, he unloaded a Keyser Kerplop that was heard three blocks away….

by Esterlino Dorado January 5, 2022

kerplooie

What someone exclaims after blowing someone's mind

"Dude you just blew my mind"
"Kerplooie"

by Smittywerbenjaegermanjensen March 10, 2014

kerflooping

Futuristic Moshing

"Grandpa Dylan, what is moshing?"
"You guys call it kerflooping now"

"Omg I didn't know people kerflooped in the 90's!"

by themanbeastofsummerside March 7, 2017