A ritual as old as the male gender, the masturbator squats low to the ground and spreads his knees like a frog, and jerks aggressively.
Your mom asked me if i thought kermiting the frog in her mouth would be okay, but I'd feel uncomfortable dating you if I accepted.
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Bob: How is your grandmother?
Ted: I walked in on her kermiting with the mailman. The Rainbow Connection will never sound the same again.
Ted: I walked in on her kermiting with the mailman. The Rainbow Connection will never sound the same again.
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Doing nothing. Sitting around your house doing nothing but watching TV or on the internet. Avoiding actual social activity other than the internet. Going out and doing something is usually an option, but you prefer being a loner. The act of hermitting is usually done in what is known as a hermie hut.
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The act of being alone, with no social life and being married to either YouTube, league of legends or other computer entertainment
The act of being alone, with no social life and being married to either YouTube, league of legends or other computer entertainment
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