Kermiting the Frog

A ritual as old as the male gender, the masturbator squats low to the ground and spreads his knees like a frog, and jerks aggressively.

Your mom asked me if i thought kermiting the frog in her mouth would be okay, but I'd feel uncomfortable dating you if I accepted.

by jon glickman January 9, 2009

Kermiting

The act of painting your partner green, then fisting them. Fisting may be either vaginal or anal. The person being fisted sings The Rainbow Connection.

Bob: How is your grandmother?

Ted: I walked in on her kermiting with the mailman. The Rainbow Connection will never sound the same again.

by monkeyspanker October 4, 2012

Hermitting

Doing nothing. Sitting around your house doing nothing but watching TV or on the internet. Avoiding actual social activity other than the internet. Going out and doing something is usually an option, but you prefer being a loner. The act of hermitting is usually done in what is known as a hermie hut.

'What ya doing?' "Not much really, just hermitting."

by ImHurrAndFancy July 13, 2011

Kermiting suicide

The act of committing suicide while dressed as, cosplaying or roleplaying as Kermit the Frog.

I looked across the street and saw a man Kermiting suicide.

by Yoshi_r1212 September 2, 2016

hermitting

To act alone; To sit on a computer for hours and never see the light of day; To be forever alone

He is still hermitting on the computer and it is 4:00 A.M.!

by Auburn_Ashfire January 2, 2012

kermiting

when you are so grumpy you do kermit grumpy squished up face

why are you kermiting right now?

by theurbangamer February 15, 2023

Hermitting

Verb for the word Hermit,
The act of being alone, with no social life and being married to either YouTube, league of legends or other computer entertainment

This girl is hermitting today because of the weather.

by Hermitt badger November 9, 2015