Kenyan_masterpiece

The coolest guy in the universe.
A very charming person.

Everyone deserves a friend like kenyan_masterpiece

by kenyan_masterpiece December 30, 2020

kunyang

A word used to define a person who looks like a dried sea mutant or an extremely ugly person.

"Putangina! Mukha kang kunyang diyan sa condom sa ulo mo!"

by Ulolmaniac May 13, 2009

running like a Kenyan on speed

Golfing term. When you've totally topped the ball, but it squirts along the ground and goes a bloody mile because of how hard you hit it, your ball is 'running like a Kenyan on speed'.

This derives from the fact that Kenya has a long history of some of the best long distance runners in the world, and the effect that the drug speed has on people.

"You jammy sod, that ball's running like a Kenyan on speed!"

by Jamie Douglas September 6, 2006

Kenyana

A hot milf that may be small, but should not be overlooked. She is amazing. She is smart, dedicated, and values honesty highly. This girl is upfront when confronted and could be described as blunt on occasion. She has been very blessed financially, but sometimes forgets. Find yourself a kenyana!

Person: “Fisk thinks Kenyana is a hot milf”
Person2: “Who doesn’t though?”
Person: “Good point”

by Iskfay October 11, 2018

Kentang

To some this is just a "potato" but it's a trend nowadays for teenagers to call themselves "kentang" cause potatoes are known for their dirty appearance and odd shape. So if you're not confident in your look.... Just call yourself "kentang"

Mana lah aku tau aku hanyalah "kentang" *sad face*

"Aku macam kentang rebus hodoh tergolek jatuh turun bukit"

By - @rullulul
#iyul #twitter

by Alexandershah May 17, 2020

Alpha Kenyan

A person who runs very fast and or jumps high. This phrase often pertains to African Americans in that they stereotypically are fast, agile and athletic people.

Holy shit man did you see how fast Jahmal was running? Yeah dude he's like an Alpha Kenyan!

by AfFlIcTeD StAtE January 27, 2010

Kenyan African Males Safari

A safari tour arranged by Kenyan tourist companies and aimed at European and American women in their mid-20s to mid-50s who have never seen or experienced the much talked about large black cock bestowed upon many Kenyan makes. The tour groups arrange for the ladies to visit Kenyan and meet with as many well-endowed makes as they desire or can fit inside their orifices.

Robert: Hey Dave! I have to take a rain check on the game this afternoon I have to take Susan to the airport as she booked a tour with her church group to go on a Kenyan African Males Safari.
Dave: Ok, but aren't those the trips that white women book so they can meet loads of African guys with enormous dicks who pound their meat wallet until it can't even hold a bowling ball anymore?!?
Robert: Ummm, no I think she going to help the locals with some construction projects or something. She mentioned something about needing to drill a deep well???
Dave: Ok, whatever.

by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021