Out- of- kelter

A Newfie slang word. In short the word means to get absolutely plastered and out of control.

Bob: hey man, what are you doing on Friday night?

Fred: I'm getting absolutely out- of- kelter

by ViagraSniffer February 26, 2013

kelter

*to take a dump in your pants, on something, or somewhere.

*a synonym for shit in the new milford, ct area

"the yankees really keltered the red sox this weekend"

by mankow October 30, 2009

kettner

An asshole who acts all nice at first but then goes back and forth from being a normal human being to such a dick.

Oh no, you're friends with Kettner again???

by friendly.girl July 30, 2017

kelther walith

the combination between two incredible women who love men and live on a blue water baboon farm.

Girl, you have so many guys over at your blue water baboon farm that you're a kelther walith.

by Camla August 6, 2011

Kelter

Regular order or condition. (Scottish in origin).

The old mill's arbor is still a little out of kelter and will require adjusting.

by John UK April 25, 2022

Jayden Ketner

A person who may be homosexual, scratch that is homosexual. Jayden Ketner also has a scrobe and Pretends he has a wiener even though his vagina is as wide and as deep as the Grand Canyon.

Jayden Ketner is a faggot scrobe boy, psych has a girl with a scrobe.

by Jayden Ketner February 19, 2019

felix kelterborn

Memegod

Gingunganging Felix Kelterborn

by Gingungang April 16, 2020