Kellog Donkey Punch

Shoving a poptart up dude's ass then slapping him in the face

The bitch Kellog Donkey punched dude then ate the poptart out of his ass.

by Jasminmarie September 19, 2009

kellogging

The act of taking an epic yet blissful dump, which is composed of roughly 99% fibre as a result of gorging on special k.

kellogging... the solution to constipation and runny early morning post-coffee shits

by CAVECORE December 15, 2009

Kellogging

The act of eating cereal for every meal, used by poor college students especially.

"Ever since he got his student loan Stan's been kellogging."

by Connor Escamilla March 20, 2008

Kellogg Syndrome

When someone is extremely afraid of masturbation. This is in reference to the founder of Kellogg's cereal because he thought that corn flakes would stop masturbation, thought that circumcision was a cure for many unrelated diseases, thought that pain killer sure not be used in circumcision so that it would be like a punishment, and often burned the clitoris.

-I think my parents have Kellogg Syndrome. They walk in on me and lost their minds!

- No way i'm doing that! Its too noisy. My parents have Kellogg Syndrome and would kill me if they found out I beat my meat on a regular basis!

by tyster_gunner June 5, 2017

kellogg

(transitive verb): when someone with the most experience on a skydive takes a perfectly functioning jump made by a group of less-experienced skydivers and turns it to shit in a hurry

Brandon's 100th skydive was going perfectly until some asshat came along and kellogged the whole thing.

by HeWhoSpeaksTheTruth March 14, 2011

Kellogged

A person that claims they will meet you at the bar or help you move but never show up.

He was supposed to be here an hour ago; shit we have been Kellogged again!

by Spanky9er November 28, 2014

kellogging

The act of saying "GR-R-REAT" (like Tony the the tiger)

A: I just bombed my f-ing finals.
B: Thats gr-r-reat!
A: Dude. Stop kellogging me.

by CSB January 18, 2005