Keitelism

Keitelism is the condition in which a nazi claims to be neither a fascist nor a genocider, first found in Wilhelm Keitel, the owner of a discord server known as "The authority". This form of extreme denial is often caused by severe lack of neurons, and will result in social ostracization. If you are suffering from keitelism, please see a phycologist.

Member of The Authority: I'm a follower of Keitelism!
Literally anybody with above 3 brain cells: Damn retard

by please don't kill me keitel January 10, 2021

Ketteling

One who is obsessive over a single person for a very long time.it useully involves fallowing the person and never actully makeing contact.

Yo did you here jake was ketteling Julia?

by Dustbillx September 25, 2014

Goddammit Joe Keteles

A phrase said when emotional music plays on a radio or in a movie. This phrase may also be used to refer to a guy/girl making foolish decisions when it comes to their love life.

Goddammit Joe Keteles, stop making out with Emily. Goddammit Joe Keteles, Tonight by FM Static is on the radio again!!!

by Datishat June 7, 2019

Keitelism

Keitelism is the condition in which a nazi retard claims to be neither a fascist nor a genocider, first found in Wilhelm Keitel (Not the real Wilhelm Keitel), the owner of a discord server known as "The Authority". And this disease has then spread from Wilhelm Keitel to his followers. This form of extreme denial is often caused by severe lack of neurons and brain cells, and will result in social ostracization. If you are suffering from keitelism, please go see a f***ing psycologist.

Member of The Authority: I'm a follower of Keitelism!
Literally anybody with above 3 brain cells: Damn retard

by Kaiser Erwin Rommel (Non-nazi) January 12, 2021

ketel one

A Dutch vodka. One of the smoothest vodkas on the market, but relatively expensive.

Taking shots of Ketel One is actually pleasant.

by datawar February 20, 2005

kentell

- a ship between SB19 Ken and SB19 Stell, they're known as "best pals" in A'tin Fandom but for the kids, they're known as "soulmates."
- kids (kentell shippers) admire them because of their undeniable chemistry and bond.

I want to have a relationship like Kentell. Soulmates.

(Bakit ka naiilang pag tinititigan kita? Bakit ka naiilang? May feelings ka?)

by kidskentell March 27, 2021

Keitels

"Keitels" states as People who have "Keitel" in their name, accosiated with the discord server "The Authority", founded by a discord user by the name of "Wilhelm Keitel", for example: Razor Keitel, Tapo Hans Keitel, Red Keitel, Marie Keitel etcetera.
Most of them have the Gothic Font used in their usernames.

Jovian: Why do they all have the word "Keitel" in their name?

Wilhelm Keitel, Founder of the Authority: Oh they're just accosiated with me.
Erwin: Buncha god damn Keitels...

by Jovian123 January 13, 2021