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Kehler

A Kehler has the physique of a life guard in the movie Beach Watch. And the mind of a substitute history teacher. A synonym for a Kehler is “God” A Kehler is typically the type of person that a girl would use for a date to homecoming to increase her social status. She pretend to like him until the Kehler is open about his feelings then completely friend zone him. After that a kehler will secretly take it personally and try to figure out wtf he did wrong. The Kehler will soon realize that he did nothing wrong and will be internally hurt and have a episode of depression. But because of the event a Kehler secretly does hours of phsiology research and learns how to truly screw with someone’s head. Kehler plans to use his research if an event like that ever happens to him again
Damn Kehler is a god
by MartinIsABum December 3, 2018
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kahlela

A woman who is caring and understanding. She's so attractive and stunning, and has a dirty mind. But when the day is done, all she wants is cuddles and kisses.
There's Kahlela. Isn't she such the perfect woman?
by Ornj<: November 10, 2020
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Kelela

She’s kind to people she knows but is rude to people she doesn’t.she doesn’t take crap and will always argue even if she is wrong.the name Kelela is an Arabic and Jewish name.Kelela is also a celebrity who is a singer.
Kelela likes cupcakes.
by anonymous August 17, 2024
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The Kehler corn pop

When you oil up a garden fresh cob of corn and aggressively ram someone’s asshole with it. Then, afterward, you roast the corn over an open fire and share the resulting popcorn, drizzled heavily with steaming load of hot JIZz.
Did you hear about Jumbo Jim? He gave his buddy Ragtime Robert the Kehler Corn Pop last night. I didn’t even know he liked popcorn.
by Zirellryk November 24, 2021
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