chocolate keg stand

While someone is performing a handstand, their legs are held up in the air while others count how long he/she can drink the beer that is constantly being poured into the anal crevasse of another naked person laying spread eagle on his/her back.

--Hey man do you remember last night when we were really drunk, and we did a chocolate keg stand?

Wait, what did we do?

by D P A November 14, 2006

keg stand

A handstand on a keg. The act of guzzling alchohol in an inverted position in massive quantities, with onlookers cheering.

That recockulous mofo just did a craptacular kegstand.

by Batman April 12, 2002

Keg Slipping

The art of slipping on the condensate and melted ice from a keg.

"Did you guys see that sly dog keg slipping like pro last night?"

"Hard. Ain't no one keg slip like that"

by b0gal0 May 11, 2014

Olympic French Keg Stand

When one executes a full squat over an open bottle of wine while nude so that neck of the bottle (which has been lubricated) penetrates the anus enough to the point whereupon the said penetrated human is able to complete a full hand stand from the squatting position chugging the bottle of wine via the anus.

The most classy way to get wasted in a jiffy is the Olympic French Keg Stand.

by anoriginalbadass June 9, 2016

Portuguese keg stand

An attempted keg stand with no help from anyone whatsoever. Usually resulting in utter failure (knocked over keg, face plant, etc). Believed to be started by a drunken FSU fan celebrating their victory over Boston College on November 3rd, 2007.

i was at my a party at my friends apartment the other night, when i heard someone holler "Portuguese Keg stand" and then proceed to dive head-first onto the keg. Hilarity ensued.

by Stuart F. November 26, 2007

keg stand

The act of doing a handstand on a keg while guzzling down a mass amount of said keg's contents through its hose-like dispenser. There is a common myth that by being positioned upside-down during the consumption of beer, the alcohol will reach the brain more quickly (this is anatomically possible given that the beer must reach the stomach first). The person performing such an act is typically physically supported by many intoxicated friends.

I just did a keg stand and now I'm horribly drunk.

I tried to hold my hands in place during the keg stand, but I got some beer up my nose, so my hands slipped and I very nearly injured myself.

by Anonymous February 14, 2004

keg shell

The incorrect name of an empty keg as used by Laura O'neill.

"The keg is empty, now it's a keg shell."

by Johnny Piper November 23, 2007