ahoy spongebob, I've over dosed on ketamine and I'm going to die

Some weird ass trailer for a game where you play as Mr krabs from spongebob and take ketamine,deliver the ketamine

fucking publicly execute people infront of the police and they wont do nothing
flip a coin and game end plankton

person one:so whats this video you wanted to show me?
person two:ahoy spongebob, I've over dosed on ketamine and I'm going to die.
person one:what the fuck?
person one:what the fuck is that all about?
person two:pretty much the discount version of michael's trailer from GTA:V

by Agent Stamos November 8, 2020

Ketamine stones

ket•a•mine stones

/ˈketəmɪn stəʊnz'/

Noun

Kidney stones caused by excessive Ketamine consumption

Doctor: Nurse, have you noticed the recent surge in wooks coming in with severe Ketamine stones?

by TheTallestPsychonaut June 27, 2021

kentaro miura

Author of the manga Berserk. Has a godly artwork. Has best art in all of manga. Has some of the best story telling in all written works ever. Can make you really care about characters. Wrote the Golden Age Arc in Berserk which is objectively the greatest arc of any manga ever.

Guy 1: "Have you heard of Kentaro Miura, the author of Berserk?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, Berserk is awesome!"

by Griffith_of_the_Hawk February 15, 2015

KeitaroSempai

A former hentai god who was first discovered on Dalnet by the infamous Plasticman, who was the hentai king of the Internet in the past. He collected a massive amount of hentai in a very short amount of time and instantly became a legend to many. Sadly, he disappeared for a moment or two, but long enough to lose his title as hentai god. However, he is still known as an original hentai legend. He has come back onto the IRC world, but as a new person. Although he doesn't indulge on hentai as much anymore, he still serves the community with a respectable amount of anime and hentai. Now with a life out of IRC, serving is just a hobby rather than an obsession.

Don_Bhan is KeitaroSempai's clone, and vice-versa.

by KS March 14, 2004

keltana

A drink made by combining Angry Orchard Cider with Fireball in a large pint glass. Also used a phrase for any drink that's simulatenously smooth, hot, sexy, crisp, and refreshing....

The man was angry until he dropped the Fireball into his Angry Orchard, forming the legendary drink "the keltana". After chugging the "keltana" he was in his happy place.

by cuchulain April 18, 2015

Ketamine

A normally unpopular thing not thought about too often. However, Lego Yoda loves this drug. He will go to the ends of the Earth to get it and will completely and utterly fuck you up if you won’t give it to him.

People say that he’s crazy. Damn right he’a crazy. Crazy is an understatement. He has essentially become a slave to Ketamine sellers. I don’t know why he loves Ketamine of all things, all I know is that he does.

MMMMM! A ketamine addiction, I have. Destroying my life, it is.

by Peanut Butter & Bukkake August 20, 2019

Kefka

The villain of Final Fantasy 6. Kefka has a vast array of one-liners that other villains would kill for, dresses like a clown, and is the epitemy of insanity. Appearing just like a loony, crazy general in the beginning, Kefka's insanity is fully grasped as he kills off his emperor and literally rearranges the shape of the planet... At the end Wielding a cruel, twisted weapon called the Light of Judgement, unleashing dragons, demons and the ATMA weapon upon the world, plunging the world into ruin, seated on the throne of the world in a tower made of Earth and garbage, killing millions of people, and not giving A DAMN about it. Kefka is the only villain whose plan actually succeeds and who gains the power of the Gods. The best villain of all time...

"Hope, Life, Happiness, I will destroy these things." -Kefka

"Nothing can beat the music of a hundred voices screaming in unison!" -Kefka

by ChaosKefka March 28, 2004