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Katis

A generally not so popular name but a totally amazing girl! Definitely, not your ordinary. Katis' usually tend to be very independent and gorgeous. Great style as well as personality. They will make you fall in love with their smile. Katis' LOVE to joke around and just live life without caring what others think. Because of this many people respect them. They are very sweet people but can tell someone off in a seconds notice. A Katis is definitly a trust-worthy and loyal friend for life.
by letmeupgradeyou October 26, 2014
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kateism

a -ism admiring and worshiping an american actress called Kate/Katherine Moennig. especially popular in lesbian community.
kateism is the greatest fashion in 21th century!
by kateism June 18, 2006
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Katimuggle

People who do not know the magic of Katimavik.
My Katimuggle friends don't understand why making a dozen loaves of bread is fun. Since returning to real life, I've had to stop referring to the millions of inside jokes with my Katimafamily because my Katimuggle friends don't understand.
by 22161 January 6, 2013
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Katisha'd

Katisha'd
To help someone become a better person!!!
Wow that chick needs to get Katisha'd.
by Katisha S July 1, 2018
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Cult of Katima Mulilo

Little-known pseudo-religious organization based in the Namibian town of Katima Mulilo, where the organization's beliefs are said to hold sway over the locals too frightened to challenge its precepts.

According to myth, the cult bases its doctrine on the teachings of Giordano Bruno, the wandering 16th century Italian philosopher. Many are familiar with Bruno's travels to the far reaches of Europe, including France and Britain, but few are aware of the importance of Bruno's journey up the lush Zambezi River.

It was during this trip that Bruno formulated the ideas underlying his earliest works "De Umbras Idearum" (The Shadows of Ideas) and "Ars Mernoriae" (The Art of Memory). The central proposition of these books was that ideas are only the shadows of truth, a proposal that, when it's logical implications were fully realized, would lead to Bruno's being burned at the stake in 1600.

The Cult of Katima Mulilo's most cherished document, however, is Bruno's treatise "Cábala del Garañón como Pegaso con la Adición del Asno de Cilene" (Cabala of the Steed like unto Pegasus with the Addition of the Ass of Cyllene). This work deals with the pretensions of superstition through the allegory of the "ass", a figure to be found everywhere, not only in the church but in governments and colleges and particularly on the internet.

The members of the Cult of Katima Mulilo are rumored to have the numeral "152" tattooed on there lower necks. The significance of this number appears to come from the list of 219 heresies compiled under Pope John XXI in the 13th century. Heresy #152 was the view that theology is based on fables.

Unrest in the Caprivi Area is also attributed to the Cult of Katima Mulilo, where calls for an independent state (which have led to frequent border skirmishes involving Namibia, Botswana and Zambia) are supposedly sourced in the order's doctrines.

One of the most persistent rumors involving the Cult of Katima Mulilo centers around the basketball camp hidden in the Mahango Game Reserve, not far from the Popa Falls. Here, the Knights of Pfftt are said to use the teachings of the Cult of Katima Mulilo in their training of solid post-players, although currently it is unclear whether this is just fable.
Although no one has ever openly aknowledged being a member of the Cult of Katima Mulilo, local heavyweights suspected of being members include President Sam Shafishuna Nujoma, Prime Minister Theo-Ben Gurirab and sports guru Omon Davenbos.
by Mr. Pfftt April 10, 2004
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katimoo

Nickname for a girl named katie... Simple.
Aw katimoo thats adorabubble
by emelbee October 13, 2015
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Katiso

Katiso is a Sotho name which means to multiply. Katiso can be polite, loving and caring but ruthless when he needs to be...
..."I've never met such a soft spoken soul, his name is Katiso "
by Curious Native November 24, 2021
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