Katana

Katana

A long solid shit the size of a small sword

So big it needs its own word

You should see that Katana I left in the WC

by Big Poppa Mills December 3, 2020

katana

A slightly-curved, single-edged sword carried by the samurai in fuedal Japan. Contrary to popular belief, the katana was not the primary weapon used by samurai, and was mostly used only for dueling or ceremonial purposes. Over the last few decades, movies and anime have exaggerated the sharpness and durability of the weapon to a point where many people now believe katanas to be some kind of indestructable super-sword.

"Following World War II, many American GIs brought home katanas looted from Japanese officers."

by Deej July 16, 2004

Redneck Katana

A piece of rebar, or other very heavy material, with a grip made of tape at the end. This is designed to simulate a sword for forms, while ramping up the challenge involved.

Hiro is in his 20-by-30 at the U-Stor-It. He is spending a little time in Reality, as per the suggestion of his partner. The door is open so that ocean breezes and jet exhaust can blow through. All the furniture - the futons, the cargo pallet, the experimental cinderblock furniture - has been pushed up against the walls. He is holding a one-meter-long piece of heavy rebar with tape wrapped around one end to make a handle. The rebar approximates a katana, but it is very much heavier. He calls it redneck katana.
- Snow Crash, Neal Stephenson

by mortal sky September 8, 2010

Katanna

A girl who is every bit crazy but is a amazing friend. Don't mess with katanna or she will most likely mess up your face. Katanna's are a rare breed and if you can find a girl as amazing as her then your lucky because there is no one better at being a friend . Katanna's are usually red heads or brunettes and are extremely pretty and have beautiful eyes. She is adventurous and isn't afraid to go cliff- diving or parachuting. She looks danger in the eyes and couldn't be more brave. She also is the best person to take to a party. If you can find a katanna then you are a very lucky person.

Person 1: Wow did you see that girl beat the sh*t out of that guy?!

Person 2: Yea that was katanna.

by Crazedandfree November 18, 2013

katanga

One who has so much, yet has so little .
An ancient African curse - the Curse of the Katanga .

This guy has the curse of the Katanga .

by SHABIZE January 17, 2017

katana

A Japanese sword, once used by the samurai, but now primarily owned by Japanophiles who have deluded themselves into thinking that they can defeat anyone in the world with their (fictional) martial arts and swordplay skills.

"A terrorist attack? Let me just grab my katana, I'll take down all twelve of them singlehandedly!"

by sba. April 30, 2008

Katana Shogun Warriors

A low budget short movie about the life and times of three katana wielding heroes, made by Chi-Power Films in the summer of 2005. Since its release, it has been generally accepted as one of the best short films ever made.

Guy #1: Did you see Katana Shogun Warriors yet?
Guy #2: What are you blind? I'm wearing my copy of the film around my neck!
Guy #1: Aso...

by Andrew1 September 8, 2005