kauffmanism

When you say something confidently when in reality you are full of shit

I realized I got duped by a kauffmanism.

by kauffmanism May 11, 2014

Kafufflefucked

When playing a game and a group of people surround you and completely fuck your ass

Mannaz: Help I’m being kafufflefucked
Panda: sorry I’m over here being a bad bitch
Mannaz: well fuck

by Moyanaise June 10, 2021

kafuffle

I heard this word being used in an NHL hockey game. The commentator had indicated that the participents had taken part in a kafuffle. To me it meant a minor or meaningless tussle or fight of no consequence.

"The kafuffle between Johnson and Smith didn't amount to much; not even minor penalties."

by Hendrikus J. Kleiss April 4, 2004

kauffman

kauffman (noun) - a person who is considered to be too cool for school.

kauffman (adjective) - to do something that would make you too cool for school.

Jeremy: "Wow, how did you score such a good grade on that test in advanced algebra 2?"
Jedediah: "You know me. I just kauffmaned it!"

by InsaneMembrane312 March 19, 2010

kauffman

A completely insane group/family living in the same house.
Parent figures are usally the creepier/more sexual people in the house.

person#1: so, i heard you're dating a kauffman...
person#2: yeah... it's pretty insane, especially the parents.
person#1: whoa...

by Kauffman Dater September 30, 2006

kepuff

weird fatass fake blonde, fat

"ew look at that kepuff"

by anne nown December 7, 2021

kafuffle

Something that takes a lot of organising and causes an issue.

I tried to reorganise our hotel but it was a right kafuffle

by Darran September 24, 2005