Kaflunker

anal lighting. used for lighting your bad place.

i used my kaflunker last night with your mom in spanish.

by crapbag June 20, 2006

klunked

getting in trouble at work, written up or fired. Mostly used as "I got klunked"

i came into work late today and got klunked

by ms. froggy September 29, 2012

kaplunk

the sound hard shit makes on the toilet water

I just took a massive kaplunk after Thanksgiving dinner!

by Sammy Yassin November 27, 2004

Kaplunking

its pointing your cock straight down, (using your hand) as you stand and inserting it into a womans vagina

i love kaplunking

by PJmuvaDJ December 16, 2009

Kaplunk

When you have a poo in the shower and you pick it up and throw it into the toilet

*splash*
Mum:are you ok in there
You:yeh I just kaplunked

Mum:what?

by Mckaysmitochondria June 4, 2018

Kaplunk

Slapping a girl (or guy as the case may be) with your testicles across the face

I kaplunked my girlfriend last tuesday

by Japlunker December 1, 2010

Klunked-out

Verb. (CLUNGED-OUT)

When a bro stops hanging out with you out of no where, cancels plans, or stops answering texts from you.

Especially when a new girlfriend is involved.

Bro1"Hey bro2 where is bro3 at? I thought he was kicking it this weekend?"
Bro2"Nah Bro1 he got that new girlfriend so he has klunked-out here lately."

by Dread Cpt Planet July 31, 2016